What kind of ice cream to electricians eat?
Shock a lot.
How is ice cream as a girlfriend?
The sweetest.
Why are popsicles so snobby?
They have a stick up their butt.
Did you hear about the frozen dessert whose wife had a baby?
Now he’s a popsicle.
Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party?
It’s cool.
What did the newspaper say to the ice cream? What's the scoop
How did Reese eat her ice cream? Witherspoon.
Why do ice cream cones make such bad athletes?
They always get licked.
When does Oliver Stone eat ice cream? Any Given Sundae.
Why does everyone want ice cream to be on their team?
Because with them, anything is popsicle.
What did the ice cream cone write on his valentine card?
You make me melt.
Did you hear about the ice cream that went to prison?
They got their just desserts.
Why do ice cream cones always carry an umbrella?
There’s a chance of sprinkles.