What’s the best thing you can put in a halloween cookie? Your teeth.
What is green and brown and crawls through the grass? A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.
Why do wookies love chocolate chip cookies? Because they are chewy.
Nut cookies are the best gifts for nutty friends.
What kind of cookies do vulcans love? Spockolate chips.
It’s common for people with heartbreaks to crumble.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What type of keys does the gingerbread man unlock his door with? cook-keys!
How does a cookie wish his friends for Christmas? I whisk you a merry Christmas.
What is a monster's favorite food? Ghoul scout cookies.