What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.