What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
How does Big Foot find his way through the deepest darkest forests?
He just follows the big footpath!
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
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