What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.