What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
Come witch me to the party.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
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