What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.