"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
Werewolves love their fast food.
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