Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
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