What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
Werewolves love their fast food.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
Live to tell the tail.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.