What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
If a hole isn't full of water then it isn't feeling well
How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If you toss it in the water and it sinks, it’s a girl. If the ant floats, it’s a buoyant.
Which weighs less; butane, gasoline or water?
Butane, because it's lighter fluid.
Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?
He asked her “Water you doing tonight?”
Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?
It was a buoy!
Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam.
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
I Schwepped her off her feet.
What did the beaver say after she slipped in water?
Dam it.
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
Where do doubtful Egyptians get their water from?
Denial River.
I’m going to start a YouTube channel where I critique bottled water...
It’s an untapped market.
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