Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper always makes them sneeze.
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
Why are oceans so meticulous?
They like to be pacific.
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
What did Snoop Dog need to get an umbrella?
Fo’ Drizzle.
The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne.
How do you make holy water?
Make sure to boil the hell out of it.
How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If you toss it in the water and it sinks, it’s a girl. If the ant floats, it’s a buoyant.
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved.
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
H20 is water, but what is H204?
It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.