You have to hunt down a troll and kill it with a gun. After you find it, you accidently lose sight of it. In rage, you fire your gun. The bullets hit the troll and it dies.
What do you tell the person who sent you on the quest?
- I lost gun-trol.
What do you call a troll that’s in charge?
In control.
Why did the troll fall back with his army?
He didn't want to be ogre-run by the enemy.
We've all heard about elf on a shelf, but have you ever heard of troll on a poll?
What's the difference between an internet troll and a video game character?
Video game characters have lives.
Why did the troll kiss the witch?
To keep her busy in love!
Why did the troll go running?
To keep up with you!
Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?
Because other people took the bait.
Why do trolls live under bridges?
To troll goats!
What do you call the process of naming the various species of dwarves, faeries, trolls, etc?
Binomial gnomenlature.
What do troll mathematicians like to solve?
Parabolems?
How do you stop an Internet troll?
Seize their memes of production.
How do you kill a troll?
Take away its internet access.
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