"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
"Bugs and hisses."
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.