Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
"Dying to have fun."
"Let's have some skele-fun."
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
"No body won the skeleton race."
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
"Some people have no guts."
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
"Bone to be wild."
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
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