Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
"Dying to have fun."
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
"Bugs and hisses."
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
"Bone to be wild."
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
"Some people have no guts."
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
"Lazy bones."
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
"No body won the skeleton race."
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
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