What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
"Bone to be wild."
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
"Dying to have fun."
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
"No body won the skeleton race."
"Bugs and hisses."
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
"Lazy bones."
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
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