Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
"Bugs and hisses."
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
"Lazy bones."
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
"Bone to be wild."
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
"Dying to have fun."
"Some people have no guts."
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
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