A firefighter came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:
Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,
Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,
Bell 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. From now on when I say
Bell 1, I want you to strip naked. When say
Bell 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say
Bell 3, we are going to make love all night."
His wife thought it was a bit strange but also kinda kinky, so she agreed.
The next night he came home from work and yelled, "
Bell 1!"
The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "
Bell 2!", the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled "
Bell 3!", they began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled "
Bell 4!"
"What the hell is
BellΒ 4?" asked the husband.
The wife said, "Roll out more hose.Β You're nowhere near the fire."