What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
What did pharaohs use to wipe?
Poo-pyrus
Did you see that their is a Medieval play about menstruation?
It's a period piece
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
My fridge stopped working...
Its not cool.
Why did Alexander not like eating chicken legs? Because he hated defeat.
When medieval armies went off to war...
were they playing for keeps?
What did the toaster say to the criminal bread?
"I'm taking you into crustody"
Got my new blender yesterday but I can't tell if I like or not though...
It keeps giving me mixed results.
Asked my boy to put the kettle on.
He said, "I don't think it'll fit me"
Why did the man eat the light bulb?
He was hoping it would give him a bright idea.
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
I feel uncomfortable next to my fridge
It's way too cool for me
Why do medieval ghosts refuse to stop at McDonald's?
They prefer Wight Castle.
Went to buy a new microwave. Salesperson asks me "what volume are you looking for?"
And I say "nothign too loud"
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
What would a barefoot man get if he stepped on an electric fence? A pair of shocks.”
Who said that the pyramids are the tallest structure in Egypt? They are just between pyra-highs and pyra-lows.
What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
The tea pot sounds so angry!
Nah, its just letting off some steam.
When Miss Acid told her husband, Mr Alkali, she was pregnant...
He exploded with anger.
It wasn't the reaction she was hoping for.
What did Richard III say when someone asked to build a car park in Leicester?
"Over my dead body!"
Why did George Washington have sleeping problems? Because he is unable to lie.
What do you call a ruler of Egypt that hunts whales with a folding bed?
Futon Harpoon
What's the difference between a Viking and that one Bond movie where he's in space?
One's *Moonraker*, the other's a rune maker.
Did you hear about the urologist who became an aerospace engineer?
He developed an incontinental ballistic missile.
Do you think that the mummies enjoyed being the mummies? Of corpse they did!
We ran out of laundry detergent today and had to open up a new one.
It was a changing of the Tide.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
People hated Ho Chi Minh because he was Hanoi-ing.
What do you call dudes who love math?
Algebros.
My electrician friend accidentally blew the power to the ice-making factory. Now they’ve gone into liquidation.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
Why are environmentalists bad at playing cards? They like to avoid the flush.
Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications.
What do you call a drunk medieval poet?
Shakesbeer
Old Norse cuisine is simply not to my Viking.
Catherine and Peter performed great in 'Dancing with the Tsar'last night. But Ivan was terrible.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
How many consultants do you need to change a light bulb?
You’ll get an estimate a week from Monday.
What did the Psychologist tell the geologist? "Every decline is a great Break Through"
What do you ask a medieval crustacean when you want them to feel the music?
Art thou feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
What do geologists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
Where would you find Hadrian's Wall?
At the bottom of his garden!
What do you tell the nobles of Scandinavia whenever you're leaving their house?
Viking.
A cow not being on the grill for very long is a rare occurrence.
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