Why did the tectonic plates break up? It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
What did the gold say to the pyrite? You’re a fool and a fake!
You want to hear the best rock puns?
Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
Why did the tectonic plates break up?
It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap? It was always on shale.
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing?
Au revoir.
What do you call a rock that never goes to school?
A skipping stone!
This rock was magma before it was cool.
Get it?
What do you call a rock that never goes to school? A skipping stone!
You want to hear the best rock puns? Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
Why can’t minerals ever lie? They’re always in their pure form.
Why are geologists great dates?
They can make your bedrock.
What is the the chemical formulation for candy molecules? Carbon, Holmium, Cobalt, Lanthanum, Tellerium—or ChoCoLaTe.
Why should you never expect perfection from geologists?
Because they all have their faults.
Why did the toddler chew on pebbles? He wanted to eat rock candy.
Watson: Sherlock, what type of rock is this amazing specimen?
Holmes: It’s sedimentary, my dear Watson.
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time? You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
I really hate rock puns.
My sediments exactly.
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white?
Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
How do blondes define hydrophobic on their school tests? A fear of utility bills.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
I really lava you!
What did the bartender say when he saw oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorous enter his barroom? OH SnaP!
How do geologists like to relax?
In rocking chairs, of course!
Why are mountains not just funny? Because they are hilarious.
What is the difference between a chemist and a geologist? While a geologist will drink anything fermented, a chemist just
drinks anything that is distilled.
Why did the fold get arrested?
Because it was caught rolling a joint.
What happens if someone chucks a rock at you? You hit the rock’s bottom.
What do you call an Irish gem that’s a fake?
A sham rock.
What did the chemist cowboy tell his horse? HIO Ag!
Why can’t minerals ever lie?
They’re always in their pure form.
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test? This is too much pressure!
What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
What kind of magazine does a rock like to read?
Rolling Stone.
What type of weapon can you make with potassium, iron and nickel? A KniFe.
Why is the world so diverse? Because it contains alkynes of people.
Did you want to hear the joke about the mountain? Never mind, you would never get over it.
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing? Au revoir.
What do you call a can of soda in a conglomerate? Coca-Cola Clastic.
What did the diamond say to its friend copper? Nothing, silly, minerals don’t talc!
Where do rocks like to sleep?
In bedrocks!
What did the teenage rock say after failing its drive test? I don’t want to talc about it.
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap?
It was always on shale.
Have a gneiss day! This is one of the simplest rock puns, but it is certainly a gneiss way to start your day out right!
If I could change the periodic table, I would put Uranium and Iodine next to each other.
If H20 is water, then what is H204? It’s for drinking, washing and swimming, of course!
What element comes from Norse mythology? Thorium.
What did the rock say to the word processor?
Boulder.
Does anyone remember the joke about the sodium deposits? Na.
What did the motivational speaker say?
Don’t take life for granite.
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