While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.