Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
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