The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
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