What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
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