Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
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