While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
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