Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
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