So engineering school is really hard.
I'm not doing so hot in thermodynamics.
The frequency of bad physics puns on this category...
It hertz.
Speed and Velocity are brothers.
Velocity has a family, is rich and teaches classes around the world.
Speed dropped out and still lives with his parents.
They think Speed lacks Direction.
A physics teacher is about to jump off a high bridge
When a friend stops him saying, "Don't do it, you have so much potential."
What is better than a physics joke?
A meta physics joke.
Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
The local band stand was struck by lightening yesterday while the band was playing.
Only the conductor was hit.
When you offered me love, I lepton it!
What is a vector’s favorite band? One Direction!
Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time too.
When I was in school I got a B in biology, a C in chemistry.
And an F in Physics.
I sit in front if my ex in physics.
There used to be a lot of friction between us.
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
Did you hear about the neutron who was arrested?
He was released without charge.
I got a C in Physics and my parents grounded me.
They say I don't understand the gravity of the situation.
Why can you tell that Theresa May failed physics?
She had power and time but didn't get the work done.
My Physics teacher said I have no potential.
Joke's on her, I just bought a ladder.
We had a lively debate in physics.
It was a conversation of energy.
My physics teacher told me i had so much potential, so much energy.
Then I fell down the stairs and lost it all.
Are electrons pessimistic or optimistic?
Obviously pessimistic, they are always negative!
What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch?
Fission Chips.
My physics teacher asked, “So why is v-naught 0?”
I replied, “y-naught?”
My physics professor told me I had potential
Then he pushed me off the roof.
I've been trying to think of an electrical pun but now my head Hertz.
Physics puns are no joke. It’s a relatively dark matter.
Two sodium atoms are walking down the street. Suddenly one says “Oh, my God, I’ve lost an electron!” The other says “Lost an electron! Are you sure?” and the first replies “Yes, I’m positive!”
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade; when life gives you apples, make physics equations.
(Looking at you Newton).
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
I really liked learning about displacement in Physics.
It's pretty straight to the point.
Why do physics professors prefer overweight students?
They have greater potential.
I love Physics, but I'm terrible at Math.
I hope in doesn't Matter.
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
He said, “Sorry. There is no time.”
What did the nerdy duckling say ?
Quark Quark.
Physics is like incest.
It’s all relative.
A physics student ask his teacher: "Can you point me to someone who can teach me a way in which quantum mechanics can be united with general relativity?"
The teacher answers: "Let me see if I can pull some strings for you."
What do you call a glass robot that is good at physics?
A new-clear physicist.
Some people think nuclear physics is interesting.
Well, in my opinion it's really Bohring.
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
It replied, “No, thanks, I am traveling light.”
I keep asking my physics teacher "what is the unit for power?"
But he just saying "Yes."
Physics student asks to go to bathroom.
Professor asks "Liquid, Solid or Gas?"
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