The local band stand was struck by lightening yesterday while the band was playing.
Only the conductor was hit.
Physics puns are no joke. It’s a relatively dark matter.
Why can you tell that Theresa May failed physics?
She had power and time but didn't get the work done.
Two sodium atoms are walking down the street. Suddenly one says “Oh, my God, I’ve lost an electron!” The other says “Lost an electron! Are you sure?” and the first replies “Yes, I’m positive!”
Why do physics professors prefer overweight students?
They have greater potential.
A physics teacher is about to jump off a high bridge
When a friend stops him saying, "Don't do it, you have so much potential."
Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time too.
Physics is like incest.
It’s all relative.
Did you hear about the neutron who was arrested?
He was released without charge.
I really liked learning about displacement in Physics.
It's pretty straight to the point.
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