I love Physics, but I'm terrible at Math.
I hope in doesn't Matter.
When I was in school I got a B in biology, a C in chemistry.
And an F in Physics.
I sit in front if my ex in physics.
There used to be a lot of friction between us.
Physics is like incest.
It’s all relative.
My physics professor told me I had potential
Then he pushed me off the roof.
Physics student asks to go to bathroom.
Professor asks "Liquid, Solid or Gas?"
Are electrons pessimistic or optimistic?
Obviously pessimistic, they are always negative!
My Physics teacher said I have no potential.
Joke's on her, I just bought a ladder.
I really liked learning about displacement in Physics.
It's pretty straight to the point.
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
My physics teacher asked, “So why is v-naught 0?”
I replied, “y-naught?”
Some people think nuclear physics is interesting.
Well, in my opinion it's really Bohring.
I keep asking my physics teacher "what is the unit for power?"
But he just saying "Yes."
The frequency of bad physics puns on this category...
It hertz.
What did the nerdy duckling say ?
Quark Quark.
Speed and Velocity are brothers.
Velocity has a family, is rich and teaches classes around the world.
Speed dropped out and still lives with his parents.
They think Speed lacks Direction.
Physics puns are no joke. It’s a relatively dark matter.
When you offered me love, I lepton it!
I got a C in Physics and my parents grounded me.
They say I don't understand the gravity of the situation.
Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time too.
What is a vector’s favorite band? One Direction!
A physics student ask his teacher: "Can you point me to someone who can teach me a way in which quantum mechanics can be united with general relativity?"
The teacher answers: "Let me see if I can pull some strings for you."
A physics teacher is about to jump off a high bridge
When a friend stops him saying, "Don't do it, you have so much potential."
Why do physics professors prefer overweight students?
They have greater potential.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
What is better than a physics joke?
A meta physics joke.
Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade; when life gives you apples, make physics equations.
(Looking at you Newton).
Two sodium atoms are walking down the street. Suddenly one says “Oh, my God, I’ve lost an electron!” The other says “Lost an electron! Are you sure?” and the first replies “Yes, I’m positive!”
What do you call a glass robot that is good at physics?
A new-clear physicist.
What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch?
Fission Chips.
We had a lively debate in physics.
It was a conversation of energy.
Why can you tell that Theresa May failed physics?
She had power and time but didn't get the work done.
I've been trying to think of an electrical pun but now my head Hertz.
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
It replied, “No, thanks, I am traveling light.”
The local band stand was struck by lightening yesterday while the band was playing.
Only the conductor was hit.
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
He said, “Sorry. There is no time.”
Did you hear about the neutron who was arrested?
He was released without charge.
My physics teacher told me i had so much potential, so much energy.
Then I fell down the stairs and lost it all.
So engineering school is really hard.
I'm not doing so hot in thermodynamics.
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