What do you call a glass robot that is good at physics?
A new-clear physicist.
Why do physics professors prefer overweight students?
They have greater potential.
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
I really liked learning about displacement in Physics.
It's pretty straight to the point.
A physics teacher is about to jump off a high bridge
When a friend stops him saying, "Don't do it, you have so much potential."
Some people think nuclear physics is interesting.
Well, in my opinion it's really Bohring.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
Physics student asks to go to bathroom.
Professor asks "Liquid, Solid or Gas?"
What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch?
Fission Chips.
Did you hear about the neutron who was arrested?
He was released without charge.
So engineering school is really hard.
I'm not doing so hot in thermodynamics.
We had a lively debate in physics.
It was a conversation of energy.
My physics teacher asked, “So why is v-naught 0?”
I replied, “y-naught?”
What is a vector’s favorite band? One Direction!
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
It replied, “No, thanks, I am traveling light.”
When you offered me love, I lepton it!
I got a C in Physics and my parents grounded me.
They say I don't understand the gravity of the situation.
I love Physics, but I'm terrible at Math.
I hope in doesn't Matter.
I sit in front if my ex in physics.
There used to be a lot of friction between us.
I keep asking my physics teacher "what is the unit for power?"
But he just saying "Yes."
I've been trying to think of an electrical pun but now my head Hertz.
Speed and Velocity are brothers.
Velocity has a family, is rich and teaches classes around the world.
Speed dropped out and still lives with his parents.
They think Speed lacks Direction.
What did the nerdy duckling say ?
Quark Quark.
Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time too.
My Physics teacher said I have no potential.
Joke's on her, I just bought a ladder.
Physics puns are no joke. It’s a relatively dark matter.
The local band stand was struck by lightening yesterday while the band was playing.
Only the conductor was hit.
Are electrons pessimistic or optimistic?
Obviously pessimistic, they are always negative!
When I was in school I got a B in biology, a C in chemistry.
And an F in Physics.
Why can you tell that Theresa May failed physics?
She had power and time but didn't get the work done.
My physics teacher told me i had so much potential, so much energy.
Then I fell down the stairs and lost it all.
Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
What is better than a physics joke?
A meta physics joke.
Physics is like incest.
It’s all relative.
A physics student ask his teacher: "Can you point me to someone who can teach me a way in which quantum mechanics can be united with general relativity?"
The teacher answers: "Let me see if I can pull some strings for you."
The frequency of bad physics puns on this category...
It hertz.
My physics professor told me I had potential
Then he pushed me off the roof.
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
He said, “Sorry. There is no time.”
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade; when life gives you apples, make physics equations.
(Looking at you Newton).
Two sodium atoms are walking down the street. Suddenly one says “Oh, my God, I’ve lost an electron!” The other says “Lost an electron! Are you sure?” and the first replies “Yes, I’m positive!”
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