Why did the troll fall back with his army?
He didn't want to be ogre-run by the enemy.
What happened when the monster's football game was all tied up?
They went into ogre time.
What would you call an ogre who can write and recite poetry??
Shrekspeare.
Did you hear about the person who watched too many Shrek movies?
He ogre-dosed.
Why did no one want to sit near Shrek?
He had terrible body ogre.
What sound does it make when an ogre eats a witch for breakfast?
Snap cackle n' pop
Judging by the sounds, there’s an ogre staying in the hotel room above me.
Hopefully he shreks out tomorrow.
What is an ogre's favorite snack?
Y-ogre-t.
The troll told his girlfriend that he was head ogre heels for her.
What do you call it when a monster gets mad?
Ogre-reacting!
What do you call an ogre in an accident?
A car Shrek.
A monster terrorized a village.
He kept doing it ogre and ogre again...
- Dad, where are the DVDs? Where's Shrek, I want to watch it.
- Somewhere ogre there.
Everyone loves my Halloween costume, but I still see room for improvement.
I guess I'm an ogre-achiever.
My wife threatened to leave me if I didn't stop making monster puns.
So I guess our relationship might as well be ogre.
A green ogre came up to me and began saying how stressed he was/
I said, "You're a nervous Shrek."
Shrek isn't bad, but he's not that great either. I guess you could say he's medi-ogre.
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