I can't believe I can't see the bottom of the ocean.
It's unfathomable.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
I wanted make a joke about the ocean, but it's too deep
Australia announced that they have begun dumping sewage into the ocean
It’s now classified as an in-continent.
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution
My friend asked me how big the ocean is.
I said "can you be more Pacific?"
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea weed.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
Bob.
What do you call a big fish that makes you an offer you can’t refuse?
The Codfather.
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
It was a Fanta sea.
What did the carp say to his crush?
Don’t play koi with me!
What did the Ocean say to the shore?
Nothing. It just waved.
Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
Because she grew out of her B-shells.
Did you hear about the Spanish ocean?
Si.
What does the fish say when she disagrees with her husband?
I don’t quite sea it that way.
I went fishing in the ocean the other day and caught one fish
but I think it was just a fluke.
Why Did the Whale Cross the Ocean?
To get to the other tide.
What’s a cetacean’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What did the lobsterman say when his crate turned up empty?
It a-piers we have a problem.
Where does a killer whale go for braces?
The orca-dontist.
Why are seabirds so lucky in love?
Because one good tern always deserves another.
Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?
Because they dropped out of school.
What did the wise papa fish tell his son?
Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
What does a fish say when he makes a mistake?
It was just a fluke!
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
I was going to tell a joke about the natural disaster in the Indian Ocean
But it was too Tsunami.
What did the sarcastic otter say?
I think you’ve confused me with someone who builds a dam.
What does a mermaid wear to math class?
An algae-bra, naturally.
What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
Can you please be more Pacific?
A red ship and a blue ship collided in the ocean.
Apparently the survivors are marooned.
Why didn’t the two algae ever have se*?
Because they had a planktonic relationship