What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
You want to hear the best rock puns?
Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
I couldn't figure out why that ball in the sky kept getting bigger...
Then it hit me.
What is a flower’s favorite Journey song?
Don’t stop be-leafing.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
What did the bartender say when he saw oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorous enter his barroom? OH SnaP!
The winter is the worst time of year for a wedding. The grooms always seem to be getting cold feet.
What do you call a friendly volcano? Lava-ble.
The mountain got promoted because he was at the peak of his career!
Tis the sea-sun.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?
I guess we'll just have to make dew.
Why does the river never get lost?
She always finds the right pathwave.
Seas the day.
Why are geologists great dates?
They can make your bedrock.
Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
Because she grew out of her B-shells.
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
What is a tree’s favorite geometry shape? The treeangle.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white? Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
Why should you never expect perfection from geologists?
Because they all have their faults.
What do you call a nice tree that does not have any teeth? Sweetgums.
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
When a mountain falls sick, it tells the doctor that he's feeling really very, very hill.
Have a gneiss day! This is one of the simplest rock puns, but it is certainly a gneiss way to start your day out right!
My dad's nickname is lightning.
That way I can tell my friends I've been struck by lightning multiple times.
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
What did one tidepool say to the other tidepool?
Show me your mussels!
I was trying to look at a picture of the ocean but kept having to reload the page, it finally worked after 5 attempts.
That was refreshing to sea.
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap?
Because it was on shale.
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
Beach you to it.
What type of motorcycle do London Plane trees like to ride? Treeumph.
When Smokey died in a forest fire, how did his body get to the cemetery ?
Pallbears.
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
What is the difference between a chemist and a geologist? While a geologist will drink anything fermented, a chemist just
drinks anything that is distilled.
Why was it hard for police to catch the tree bandit? He had them stumped.
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