Lightning never strikes coffee in its bean form.
Only when it's ground.
They had us working like dogs at work after a storm
All I did was pick up sticks and bark.
What do you call it when you plant a tree at each corner of a house?
A fourest.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
It's ok to be negative if you find yourself in a thunderstorm.
You probably won't get struck by lightning.
He was going to sleep in a bucket of ice.
But then he got cold feet.
My friend, while driving through the mountains watching the leaves change: I love the winter. All the naked trees.
Me: Yeah, you can see all their knotty parts.
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
I know a man whose last name is Storm
He has three daughters: Summer, April, and Haley.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
What do you call grass that waits until the last minute to grow?
A Prograsstinator
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
You want to hear the best rock puns? Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
Are you addicted to the ocean and ocean life?
If you are, sea kelp
What would Jerry McGuire have said if he was a flower?
You had me at hydrangea.
The mountain got promoted because he was at the peak of his career!
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
In my village, there is a farmer who takes his cows to refill their food at the grass station.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
Why was the tree doctor so good at his job? He could always get to the root of the problem.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?
A little shaken
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
I was not allowed to do my stand up act at the mushroom comedy show. I guess I am not a fungi.
What do you call flowers who are bffs?
Buds.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
Did you hear about the metamorphosis professor who just gave up on life? He really needed a change.
It was a great fire. It was a bon-fire.
Why did the tectonic plates break up?
It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
My cat just cut the grass.
She's a lawn meower.
What did they use to set off the amazon warehouse fire?
Amazon kindle.
My Ex-wife called me to tell me my son was arrested for setting a house on fire. I corrected her saying...
Arson.
What tree is bought the most at the plant store?
The poplar tree
Have a gneiss day! This is one of the simplest rock puns, but it is certainly a gneiss way to start your day out right!
What does seaweed say when it's stuck at the bottom of the sea? "Kelp! Kelp!"
I was struggling to find out how lightning works. And then it struck me.
How does Santa look after the grass on his three gardens? Ho, ho ho.
We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
Girls just wanna have sun.
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
I was surprised when I saw a man get struck by lightning.
The man was shocked as well.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
What do you call a chicken that was struck by lightning?
Air fried.
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