What do you call a deer in a storm?
A raindeer
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
Why did the banana tree have to make a doctor’s appointment during the hurricane? Her fruit was peeling under the weather.
Avoid pier pressure.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
What did Sherlock Holmes say when he caught the Christmas tree bandit? It was elemen-tree, my dear Watt-son.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
What did the flower say after he told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg!
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
When the drivers ran out of fuel in the grassland, they refueled their tanks with grass-oline!
When something evolves, it becomes a fork of nature.
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
My neighbors house got struck by lightning.
It hit close to home.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
What type of weapon can you make with potassium, iron and nickel? A KniFe.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
I told my mother moose were falling from the sky.
She said, "It's reindeer."
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
It was a Fanta sea.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
Why don’t you see an ocean in school?
They just can’t wade through all that homework.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
Why do cows eat grass?
I mean, someone has to moo the lawn.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
Why are trees a popular Christmas decoration? They look good in boughs.
Where does seaweed look for a job?
In the kelp-wanted section.
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
. How can you easily identify a dogwood tree? By listening to the bark.
Q: How do you store water?
A: Cloud storage.
A pilot friend of mine took the flight exam and flew past a rainbow. No wonder, he passed with flying colors.
What kind of fire moistens?
A humidifier.
Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
What flowering plant is an amazing equestrian? The horse chestnut.
Do you know what is the actual difference between hell and hill? It is only a fine line.
Why is the mushroom always invited to parties? Because he's a fun-gi.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel? A shroom with a view, please!
I needed to add some grass seeds to my lawn. The only thing I could find to keep the seeds out of my flower bed was some ceramic bunnies my wife had, so I used those as a barrier.
Please don't make fun of my re-seeding hare line.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
What is the trees favorite fruit? Pine-apple.
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