How does a bee travel to a tree? They get on the buzz.
What is the color of the wind? Blew!
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
What do you call a snowman in July?
A puddle.
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
What do you call an 'O' on fire?
Flamingo.
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
What do you call grass that waits until the last minute to grow?
A Prograsstinator
Where did the Adansonia tree go to get a quick trim? To the baobarber.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn, it's impekkable.
When I arrived onset on a cloudy, dreary day, too many actors had been hired for the small part...
It was overcast.
What do you call a chicken that was struck by lightning?
Air fried.
Don't get tide down.
Two rocks at the bottom of a mountain. First rock: Avalanche!
Second rock: Ha! I'm not gonna fall for that again!
Dad has a pet snake that eats the grass in his yard.
It's a lawnboa.
Did you hear about the aspen who fell for the loggers’ scam? The copse wood not believe she fell for it.
What does the youngest flower child say?
Last bud not least!
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
What did one tidepool say to the other tidepool?
Show me your mussels!
What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?
I guess we'll just have to make dew.
When the drivers ran out of fuel in the grassland, they refueled their tanks with grass-oline!
Guess what I do when my ice house falls apart.
Igloo it back together!
What do you say when you want a kiss from a flower?
Plant one on me.
What is a tree’s favorite geometry shape? The treeangle.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
What are the best mushrooms to have with a jacket potato? Button mushrooms!
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
What do plants and homies have in common?
I love watching them grow.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
What do trees drink at their parties? Root beer.
Why are plants the best chefs?
They’re succulent.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
How do trees get onto the internet? They just log on.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
What pickup line did the flower use on Tinder?
Are you a DAMNdelion?
He was going to sleep in a bucket of ice.
But then he got cold feet.
What is batman’s favorite food (ans Just-ice)
Not much, just-ice.
Why does lightning strike a tree before a person?
Because it takes the path of leaf resistance.
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
My Dermatologist was fired today...
He made too many rash decisions.
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