HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
Why don't people ever talk about the fear of roses? Because it's a thorny issue!
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice?
Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
What is a tree’s favorite geometry shape? The treeangle.
What flowering plant is an amazing equestrian? The horse chestnut.
What do plants and homies have in common?
I love watching them grow.
When finally the encyclopedia on mushrooms was out, it was given the title ‘A Fungi-de to the Mushrooms’.
When it comes to getting things done, my work ethic is like lightning.
I take the path of least resistance.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
There’s two balloons in the desert. One says look out for that cactus!
The other goes What Cactussssss...
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
The plant was tired of being boring.
It has decided to turn over a new leaf.
I was not allowed to do my stand up act at the mushroom comedy show. I guess I am not a fungi.
I dropped my cactus the other day
Worst part is, I caught it
The other day I put out a big dangerous open fire!
The other people on the hot air balloon didn't appreciate me for some reason.
Why were the herbs not fully grown yet? They didn't have enough thyme!
The science teacher decided to take her class out on a field trip to the mountains because all the kids in her class desperately needed higher grades.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
Why does the ocean roar?
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
What kind of bean never grows in a garden? A jelly bean!
What is the color of the wind? Blew!
I heard there are some fires near Greece
We’re gonna need a lot of baking soda.
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
In my village, there is a farmer who takes his cows to refill their food at the grass station.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Why is the world so diverse? Because it contains alkynes of people.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
Shell yeah.
Q: Why did the little clouds idolize the big cloud?
A: Because he was the raining champion.
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
I imagined I saw a rainbow but it must have been a pigment of our imagination.
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
What did the bartender say when he saw oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorous enter his barroom? OH SnaP!
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
Can you please be more Pacific?
When you get a rainbow after the rain at least you are moving in the bright direction.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
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