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Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?
All the sailors were marooned.
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night....
..... oof !!
Have you heard about the street performer who does his act in the middle of a storm?
It's mime blowing.
What did the flower say after he told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg!
Why does the river never get lost?
She always finds the right pathwave.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
What do you say to a pensive flower?
A peony for your thoughts?
Where do flowers recharge? At a power plant!
What did the tree say when it fell down?
"Call pine one one!"
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap?
It was always on shale.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
Why is the world so diverse?
Because it contains alkynes of people.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
Where do birch trees keep their jewelry? In the river bank.
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
A friend went in to his garden, dug a hole in the grass and filled it with water. I think he meant well.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
What’s a good winter tip?
Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
There was a rebellious lightning bolt who ended up in juvenile hall.
His parents grounded him so he struck them.
Seas the day.
Who does their best work when they're under the weather?
Meteorologists.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
The book on Mount Everest was super interesting because it had so many cliffhangers.
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
If H20 is water, then what is H204? It’s for drinking, washing and swimming, of course!
What tree makes fruit that tastes a lot like chicken? Poultree.
How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?
Luke-warm.
Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed?
It was a bud omen.
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
Finally put up the Christmas tree...
It really spruced up the room.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
What did one tidepool say to the other tidepool?
Show me your mussels!
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
The cloud hailed from the sky kingdom.
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.
Why were the herbs not fully grown yet? They didn't have enough thyme!
What does the fish say when she disagrees with her husband?
I don’t quite sea it that way.
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!
What do you call a storm that doesn't come to fruition?
A mist opportunity!
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
Did you hear about the B I V G R O Y rainbow?
The poor thing has a deviated spectrum.
Why did the tectonic plates break up?
It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
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