My friend, while driving through the mountains watching the leaves change: I love the winter. All the naked trees.
Me: Yeah, you can see all their knotty parts.
Do you know what is the actual difference between hell and hill? It is only a fine line.
A mountain biker was chased by a Grizzly this morning. He bearly made it.
What do you call a friendly volcano? Lava-ble.
When a mountain falls sick, it tells the doctor that he's feeling really very, very hill.
I was hiking in mountains the other day and a big cat started attacking me
Man, I puma pants
The book on Mount Everest was super interesting because it had so many cliffhangers.
You should dress up warm in the Andes. That place is Chile.
A friend of mine asked me to go hunting up in a dangerous mountain range.
I didn't bother because i thought the steaks were too high
Why did the boy soon stop trying to grab the mountain fog? Because he always mist.
Never forget how beautiful the mountains are. You don't want to take them for granite.