How about the most dangerous mountain in the world? Kill-a-man-jaro.
What world-famous rock group has four guys that don't even sing? Mount Rushmore.
Fancy a climb? Mount me in.
There was once a mountain biker who murdered everyone in his path because he was a clinical cycle-path!
Whenever I hear folksy stories about the hills, I can never get over them.
You should dress up warm in the Andes. That place is Chile.
Why did the boy soon stop trying to grab the mountain fog? Because he always mist.
The science teacher decided to take her class out on a field trip to the mountains because all the kids in her class desperately needed higher grades.
There's snow place like the mountains in winter.
What does a mountain often do at its daily meal? It avalunch.
Never forget how beautiful the mountains are. You don't want to take them for granite.