It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
Never believe minotaurs...
Half of everything they say is bull.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
Why didn’t the zombie stay in town?
There was a new head strong sherif in town!
What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?
Half-calf.
"If you want to pass this point alive, you must answer my riddle: What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and on three legs in the evening?" the Sphinx asked.
Oedipus pondered for a moment, "Probably one of those new Pokemones," he finally replied. "There is like 600 of them.
"Fair enough man," spoke the Sphinx. "I can't reasonably expect you to remember all their names. You may pass."
I’ve started dating Medusa recently.
Our relationship rocks!
Where do zombies go sailing?
Lake Eerie.
Why don’t skeletons do well at sports?
Because they have no skin in the game!
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
Why did king Minos put Minotaur inside a labyrinth?
He wanted to amaze his wife.
What's a zombie's least favorite quiz question?
A no-brainer.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
What did the skeleton say when he went riding on his motorcycle?
- I’m bone to be wild!
Why did the zombie take a sick day?
She had cold symp-tombs.
How can you tell that vampires love baseball?
They turn into bats every night.
What did the minotaur say to the real estate agent?
- Amazing.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
The skeleton couldn't keep anything tidy because of his lazy bones.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What does a vampire need for making breakfast in the morning?
Pancake batter.
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
There is a Giant Screwdriver attacking the city. Please seek shelter immediately. This is not a drill.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
Why do zombies speak Latin?
It’s a dead language.
What happened to the pirate ship that sank in a sea full of sharks?
It came back with a skeleton crew.
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
These sea monster jokes are so funny.
They had me kraken!
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
How do French skeletons say hello?
- Bone-jour!
Why don’t people like grumpy vampires?
Because they have bat tempers.
What did the zombie say when he failed the exam?
- I didn't have enough brains.
What did the zombie bank robber say to the cops?
- You'll never take me alive.