A giant fly has attacked the local police...
Police have called the SWAT team.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
What did the giant say to Jack when he caught him sneaking around his castle?
"Have you bean stalking me?"
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
What do you call a dad joke about skeletons?
A skele-pun!
How do you kill a southern vampire?
You bless his heart.
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone.
What do you call a lineup of food with lots of garlicky dishes?
Buffet the Vampire Slayer!
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
What does the iron-deficient giant say?
- Fi fo fum.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
Live to tell the tail.
Why did the zombie lose his lawsuit?
He had no leg to stand on!
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
Which building do vampires always visit when in New York?
The Vampire State Building.
Who is the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones.
Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?
He threw his arm out.
According to Greek mythology, Chiron was a half horse half human doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.
What sound does it make when an ogre eats a witch for breakfast?
Snap cackle n' pop
What kind of hats does the skeleton baseball league wear?
Skullcaps.
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
Why don’t skeletons do well at sports?
Because they have no skin in the game!
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
Why do vampires need cold medicine?
For their coffin.
The local vampire society is constantly growing. They are always looking for new blood.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
- Hey, graduate student Minotaur, what are you up to today?
- Not much, just working on my Theseus.
What do you get when you cross a goblin, a stop sign, and immortality?
An everlasting gobstopper!
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?
The centaur of attention.
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
Why do vampires eat lentils?
Because they are so into pulses.
If two vampires have a race, will it be neck and neck?
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
Why didn’t the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn’t in it.
What do you call the process of naming the various species of dwarves, faeries, trolls, etc?
Binomial gnomenlature.
How are zombies like computers?
They use mega-bites!
How do you stop an Internet troll?
Seize their memes of production.
Why did the zombie stop teaching?
He only had one pupil!
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
Why is the giant afraid of Jack?
Because Jack's beanstalking him.
What does a vampire need for making breakfast in the morning?
Pancake batter.
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