Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
Why did the skeletons stay out of the forest?
Because sticks and stones will break their bones.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
What kind of pasta do skeletons enjoy eating the most?
Elbow macaroni.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
What happened when the monster's football game was all tied up?
They went into ogre time.
Why did king Minos put Minotaur inside a labyrinth?
He wanted to amaze his wife.
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
Why did the zombie go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
Why was the zombie afraid to cross the road?
He had lost his guts.
What streets do zombies live on?
Dead ends.
What is a skeleton’s favorite TV show?
Bone-anza!
What do you call a skeleton who rings the doorbell?
A dead ringer.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
Did you hear about the zombie after-school club?
It's dead in that place.
What kind of hat does a skeleton wear at Easter?
A Bone-et.
What is a zombie’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
Please stop making jokes about little people
How would you feel if a bunch of giants made jokes about you?
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What do you get when you cross a goblin, a stop sign, and immortality?
An everlasting gobstopper!
What kind of hats does the skeleton baseball league wear?
Skullcaps.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
What is the highest compliment a zombie can receive?
- Wow, you're in Grave condition!
I don't know what Dracula's address is, but I'm pretty sure he lives on a dead end street.
I asked a vampire if I could borrow some money. He told me he needed to go to the blood bank.
What do you call a skeleton who goes out in the snow?
A numb-skull.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
Titanic.
What does a heartbroken zombie say?
- I just want zombodie to love.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
What do you call a zombie door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer!
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What is a skeleton’s favorite type of film to watch?
A spine-tingler.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
The zombie's had some bad news.
He's looking very grave.
What do vampires use when baking cakes?
Batter.
Why did the zombie eat a light bulb?
Because he wanted a light snack.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
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