Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
Why do skeletons drink so much milk?
It’s good for the bones!
What do zombies serve at parties?
Finger food.
What flavor of ice cream do vampires like best?
Vein-illa!
What is black, white and dead all over?
A zombie in a tuxedo.
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Heard a rumor of a giant butterfly in London. Probably just an urban moth.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What’s a vampire’s favorite Shakespeare play?
A Midsummer Bite’s Dream.
What type of art do skeletons like?
Skulltures!
A green ogre came up to me and began saying how stressed he was/
I said, "You're a nervous Shrek."
What do zombies eat for dessert?
Eyes cream.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
How did the skeleton bring his groceries home from the market?
He used his Cart-ilage.
Why was Frankenstein’s monster always being arrested?
He was so easy to charge.
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
Why did the troll go running?
To keep up with you!
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
Vampires are too easy to play jokes on. Suckers.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What does it take to become a zombie?
Dead-ication.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
Vampires are not even real. Unless you Count Dracula.
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
What’s a skeleton’s next favorite rock band?
Bone Jovi.
What did the zombie get when she was late to dinner?
The cold shoulder.
I knew a vampire who was trying to become an actor. He gave it his best shot, but ended up retraining. He just couldn't find a role he could sink his teeth into.
What is a zombie's favorite kind of weather?
Brainstorms.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What do you call a dog that comes back from the dead?
A zom-beagle.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
What is the highest compliment a zombie can receive?
- Wow, you're in Grave condition!
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
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