Why was the skeleton scared of the baby?
Because he was an ankle biter.
The skeleton couldn't keep anything tidy because of his lazy bones.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
What is the highest compliment a zombie can receive?
- Wow, you're in Grave condition!
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
We've all heard about elf on a shelf, but have you ever heard of troll on a poll?
What is a skeleton’s favorite TV show?
Bone-anza!
Dracula really doesn't have any other vampire friends. It's because he's a total pain in the neck.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
What does a vampire do after taking a shower?
It stands on a bat mat.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
Who is the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones.
What did the giant say to Jack when he caught him sneaking around his castle?
"Have you bean stalking me?"
What do you get when you cross a goblin, a stop sign, and immortality?
An everlasting gobstopper!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
What cheese do vampires eat?
Munster.
What do you call a dog that comes back from the dead?
A zom-beagle.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
I asked a vampire if I could borrow some money. He told me he needed to go to the blood bank.
What do bony people use to get into their homes?
A skeleton key.
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but...
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
What do you call a mythical being working in a smoothie store?
Mejuicea.
Why are vampires like false teeth?
They come out at night.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What was the skeleton’s favorite Christmas candy?
Bone-bone.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
I used to fear giants.
Now I look up to them.
Why did the skeletons stay out of the forest?
Because sticks and stones will break their bones.
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
Where do vampire bats go to take out a loan?
To the blood bank.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
What do you call a zombie with lots of kids?
A mom-ster.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
What did the minotaur say to the real estate agent?
- Amazing.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
Heard a rumor of a giant butterfly in London. Probably just an urban moth.
A man has been arrested in South Africa for shooting a giant chess set
What's wrong with those big game hunters?!
Please stop making jokes about little people
How would you feel if a bunch of giants made jokes about you?
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
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