Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
Dracula really doesn't have any other vampire friends. It's because he's a total pain in the neck.
What do you call a zombie in pajamas?
The sleepwalking dead.
What do you call a rich goblin?
GOBLING.
- Do old zombie actors ever die?
- Yes, they sometimes drop a part.
What do you call it when a monster gets mad?
Ogre-reacting!
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
What's the difference between an internet troll and a video game character?
Video game characters have lives.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
I used to fear giants.
Now I look up to them.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What is a skeleton’s favorite thing to do with their cell phone?
Take skelfies.
Halloween was nearly over, and the zombie was hurrying to get back to her tomb before the sun came up.
She was rushing so much, she didn't even notice the headstone was the wrong shape before she got in. It was a grave mistake.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
Why didn’t the skeleton rob the bank?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Afraid he wouldn’t get into college the skeleton spent the weekend boning up on algebra.
Why did the skeleton go to the hospital?
To have his ghoul bladder removed.
The vampire decided to eat a throat lozenge. It was the only thing he could think of to stop his coffin fit.
Why don’t people like grumpy vampires?
Because they have bat tempers.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
Why did no one want to sit near Shrek?
He had terrible body ogre.
Why do skeletons drink so much milk?
It’s good for the bones!
I wish medusa would stop objectifying people.
I have no idea how so many people didn’t make it out the labyrinth.
It only took me a minotaur two.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
How do French skeletons say hello?
- Bone-jour!
What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
College-age vampires only ever shop in one place - Forever 21.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
Did you hear about the vampire who only had one fang?
He just had to grin and bare it.
Who is the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones.
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What happened when the zombie refused to pay its ticket from the police?
It was facing grave consequences.
How do you know if you are dealing with a smart zombie?
They are wearing helmets!
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
What cars do zombies drive?
Monster trucks.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What is Medusa’s favorite cheese?
Gorgonzola.
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