What’s the best place to do math homework?
On a multiplication table.
How do you get from point A to point B?
Just take an x-y plane or a rhom’bus.
What did the student say when the witch doctor removed his curse?
Hexagon.
Why do math teachers love parks so much?
Because of all the natural logs.
Did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing the river?
It was three feet deep on average.
Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
Because they’ll never meet.
What’s the best way to serve pi?
A la mode. Anything else is mean.
Where do mathematicians like to party?
In bar graphs.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/4th.
Why should you never mention the number 288?
Because it’s two gross.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says, “You guys should know your limits.”
What did the numerator say to the denominator when they broke up?
I'm so over you!
How do you do math in your head?
Just use imaginary numbers.
Where do you bury dead people? Asymmetry
Why did the two 4’s skip lunch?
They already 8!
Why didn’t the Romans find algebra very challenging?
Because they always knew X was 10.
Why didn’t sin and tan go to the party?
Just cos.
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
Because it was over 90 degrees.
Why do teenagers travel in groups of 3 or 5?
Because they can’t even.
Why didn’t Bob drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it?
It was too cubed.
Who invented the Round Table?
Sir Cumference.
Never trust math teachers who use graph paper.
They're *always* plotting something.
An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.
What do you call a number that can’t keep still?
A roamin’ numeral.
Why was the math lecture so long?
The professor kept going off on a tangent.
Why shouldn’t you let advanced math intimidate you?
It’s really as easy as pi!
Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your X.
She’s never coming back—don’t ask Y.
Why should you never argue with decimals?
Decimals always have a point.
What do you call dudes who love math?
Algebros.
What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician?
"He didn't count on this."
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