Why does algebra make you a better dancer?
Because you can use algo-rhythm.
How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb?
One—she just gives it to three physicists, thus reducing it to a problem that’s already been solved.
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
Because they’ll never meet.
Did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing the river?
It was three feet deep on average.
Why shouldn’t you let advanced math intimidate you?
It’s really as easy as pi!
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can’t drink and derive…
Why does nobody talk to circles?
Because there is no point!
Why didn’t the Romans find algebra very challenging?
Because they always knew X was 10.
What kind of snake does your math teacher probably own?
A pi-thon.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine!
How do you stay warm in any room?
Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees.
You know what’s odd?
Every other number.
What’s the best way to woo a math teacher?
Use acute angle.
Did you hear about the mathematician whose afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
How come old math teachers never die?
They tend to just lose some of their functions.
How do you make seven an even number?
Just remove the “s.”
Why should you never mention the number 288?
Because it’s two gross.
What happens when you hire an odd-job guy to do 8 jobs?
They only do 1, 3, 5 and 7.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/4th.
Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your X.
She’s never coming back—don’t ask Y.
Why are math books so darn depressing?
They’re literally filled with problems.
Where do you bury dead people? Asymmetry
Why do teenagers travel in groups of 3 or 5?
Because they can’t even.
Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average?
It was a ‘mean’ thing to say!
To the person who invented zero...
Thanks for nothing.
An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.
Why should you worry about the math teacher holding graph paper?
She’s definitely plotting something.
Where do mathematicians like to party?
In bar graphs.
What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician?
"He didn't count on this."
Why was the math lecture so long?
The professor kept going off on a tangent.
What did the math teach rate the movie American Pie?
3.14
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