Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can’t drink and derive…
Are monsters good at math?
Not unless you Count Dracula.
Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?
His parents wouldn’t Cosine.
Why shouldn’t you let advanced math intimidate you?
It’s really as easy as pi!
Where do mathematicians like to party?
In bar graphs.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine!
Why are obtuse angles so depressed?
Because they’re never right.
Why do math teachers love parks so much?
Because of all the natural logs.
What do you call dudes who love math?
Algebros.
Why didn’t sin and tan go to the party?
Just cos.
How do you stay warm in any room?
Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees.
Why should you never argue with decimals?
Decimals always have a point.
hy don’t calculus major throw house parties?
Because they know firsthand that it’s a bad idea to drive and derive.
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
Because it was over 90 degrees.
What do you call a number that can’t keep still?
A roamin’ numeral.
How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb?
One—she just gives it to three physicists, thus reducing it to a problem that’s already been solved.
How do you make seven an even number?
Just remove the “s.”
Why did the hipster throw away his calculus book?
He found it too derivative.
Why did the two 4’s skip lunch?
They already 8!
What do you call an angle that is adorable?
Acute angle.
Why should you worry about the math teacher holding graph paper?
She’s definitely plotting something.
What did the math teach rate the movie American Pie?
3.14
Why didn’t Bob drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it?
It was too cubed.
Why do plants hate math?
Because it gives them square roots.
Why DID seven eat nine?
Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!
Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
Because they’ll never meet.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had so many problems.
To the person who invented zero...
Thanks for nothing.
Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average?
It was a ‘mean’ thing to say!
Why are math books so darn depressing?
They’re literally filled with problems.
Did you hear about the mathematician whose afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
How come old math teachers never die?
They tend to just lose some of their functions.
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