Why did the two 4’s skip lunch?
They already 8!
Where do mathematicians like to party?
In bar graphs.
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average?
It was a ‘mean’ thing to say!
What do you call an angle that is adorable?
Acute angle.
Why do math teachers love parks so much?
Because of all the natural logs.
Why shouldn’t you let advanced math intimidate you?
It’s really as easy as pi!
What did the student say when the witch doctor removed his curse?
Hexagon.
What’s the best place to do math homework?
On a multiplication table.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/4th.
What do you call dudes who love math?
Algebros.
Why should you worry about the math teacher holding graph paper?
She’s definitely plotting something.
How do you get from point A to point B?
Just take an x-y plane or a rhom’bus.
Did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing the river?
It was three feet deep on average.
Why are math books so darn depressing?
They’re literally filled with problems.
How do you do math in your head?
Just use imaginary numbers.
Why should you never argue with decimals?
Decimals always have a point.
What do you call a number that can’t keep still?
A roamin’ numeral.
What kind of snake does your math teacher probably own?
A pi-thon.
A farmer counted 297 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 300.
Where do you bury dead people? Asymmetry
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had so many problems.
How do you stay warm in any room?
Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees.
Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
Because they’ll never meet.
Why didn’t the Romans find algebra very challenging?
Because they always knew X was 10.
What’s the best way to woo a math teacher?
Use acute angle.
Why do plants hate math?
Because it gives them square roots.
Why should you never mention the number 288?
Because it’s two gross.
Why DID seven eat nine?
Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!
Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?
His parents wouldn’t Cosine.
hy don’t calculus major throw house parties?
Because they know firsthand that it’s a bad idea to drive and derive.