Why shouldn’t you let advanced math intimidate you?
It’s really as easy as pi!
Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your X.
She’s never coming back—don’t ask Y.
Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
Because they’ll never meet.
Where do mathematicians like to party?
In bar graphs.
hy don’t calculus major throw house parties?
Because they know firsthand that it’s a bad idea to drive and derive.
What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician?
"He didn't count on this."
What do you call a number that can’t keep still?
A roamin’ numeral.
Did you hear about the mathematician whose afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
How come old math teachers never die?
They tend to just lose some of their functions.
What do you call dudes who love math?
Algebros.
Why did the hipster throw away his calculus book?
He found it too derivative.
Why didn’t the Romans find algebra very challenging?
Because they always knew X was 10.
Why does nobody talk to circles?
Because there is no point!
What’s the best place to do math homework?
On a multiplication table.
What did the student say when the witch doctor removed his curse?
Hexagon.
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
Because it was over 90 degrees.
Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?
His parents wouldn’t Cosine.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/4th.
Why did the two 4’s skip lunch?
They already 8!
Did you hear the one about the statistician.
Probably.
Did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing the river?
It was three feet deep on average.
Why should you never mention the number 288?
Because it’s two gross.
You know what’s odd?
Every other number.
Why didn’t sin and tan go to the party?
Just cos.
What happens when you hire an odd-job guy to do 8 jobs?
They only do 1, 3, 5 and 7.
How do you stay warm in any room?
Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees.
What kind of snake does your math teacher probably own?
A pi-thon.
What do you call an angle that is adorable?
Acute angle.
How do you get from point A to point B?
Just take an x-y plane or a rhom’bus.
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
Why should you worry about the math teacher holding graph paper?
She’s definitely plotting something.
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?
To get to the same side.