After buying grocers, I sat on the San Francisco pier and pondered life. My laundry detergent tipped over...
Now I’m sittin on the dock of a bay, watching my Tide roll away.
I tried to help my wife with laundry by putting her underwear away.
But she got her panties in a bunch over it.
We ran out of laundry detergent today and had to open up a new one.
It was a changing of the Tide.
I started ironing my clothes...
To de-crease how bad I looked