What do you call an Irish dancer having a heart attack?
Michael flatline.
I love my wife with all my butt! I should have to say heart, but my heart is actually smaller than my butt.
When we put our two hearts together, we can’t be beat.
Two blood cells can meet and fall in love with each other, but it is all in vein.
My cardiologist friend keeps sending me x-rays of his chest.
A bit weird, I know, but it just shows his heart is in the right place.
She was wheeled to the operating room, but then she underwent a change of heart.
What do we call two birds that are in love?
Tweet-hearts!
Grandpa: “Don’t scare me, I’m a heart patient.”
“If you scare me, I’ll never talk to you again.”
You’re my heartthrob.
A friend failed his medical exam when he X-rayed his lower torso.
He didn’t put his heart into it.
I had a birth defect where they had to relocate my heart
I guess you could say my heart wasn't in the right place.
You know, the heart’s the hungriest organ.
It has the heartiest appetite.
Did you hear about the cardiologist who went to great lengths to win the heart of a hematologist?
It was all in vein.
You’re so beautiful, I can heartly believe my eyes.
My mom always says that the stomach is the best way to a man’s heart. That’s why she is a bad surgeon.
You wanna know the way to my heart?
A scalpel and a bone saw.
Bonnie Tyler has released a video all about cardiology.
It’s totally clips of the heart.
I lub dub you with all my heart.
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