What did the dinosaur say to his lover?
You make my heart saur!
“I told you Doc!! I’ve got fatigue and my heart keeps skipping a beat! Why do you keep calling me a liar??
Doctor: “Sir, I’ll say it again, that’s A Fib!”
Why didn’t the skeleton scare the trick-or-treaters on Halloween?
He didn’t have the heart.
What kind of car did the heart surgeon drive to work?
A beater.
Grandpa: “Don’t scare me, I’m a heart patient.”
“If you scare me, I’ll never talk to you again.”
I wish that I could be the coronary artery of my wife so that I would be wrapped around her heart.
I heard a heart wrenching story recently.
A car mechanic became a cardiac surgeon.
Which alphabet gang strikes fear in the hearts of the other letters?
I Q U.
The nurse made my heart skip a beat
It was fine after she plugged the life support back in.
What’s the best tool to have when your heart sinks?
A Jack of Hearts.
What did the heart say to the brain before an exam?
You look nervous.
"I have a joke about hearts, but I don't think you will get it."
"Why?"
"Because it is an inside joke."
You wanna know the way to my heart?
A scalpel and a bone saw.
Every time I see my vegetable girlfriend, my heart just beet faster.
What do we call two birds that are in love?
Tweet-hearts!
I used to get heartburn when I ate birthday cake until a doctor advised me to take the candles off first.
Scientist are shocked after discovery of a new african bee species that can keep on flying even after their heart stops.
Local tribes in fear of a zombee apocalypse
I lub dub you with all my heart.
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