I was thinking of making an investment on a new farming venture that feeds marijuana to cows instead of grass.
The steaks will be too high for sure.
Poured beer over my garden before planting the lawn. I hoped the grass would come up half cut.
How does Santa look after the grass on his three gardens? Ho, ho ho.
What do you call it when a panda eats all of your tall grass?
Bamboozled!
What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?
I guess we'll just have to make dew.
I'm like a cow in tall grass,
I'm utterly tickled to be here.
What do you call police obsessed with keeping good grass?
Lawn-Forcement
A friend of mine is his team's best footballer on paper. Unfortunately, they play most of their games on grass.
I used to make loads of money clearing leaves from lawns. I was raking it in.
During the flood, most of our garden was underwater. I felt especially bad for the grass - it must have been grass-ping for air.
During a family discussion, my father said that grass is not greener than other plants. No one should make a biased grass-umption like that.
My family wanted me to cut the grass, but I couldn't get myself mow-tivated.
The Azteca Stadium in Mexico has been so neglectfully maintained that there are foot-long grasses on the pitch. Now we call it the Grass-teca Stadium.
The clients who buy from our gardening store are grass-ured that the artificial lawn grass would not lose its color with use.
I went to a restaurant and had a salad. Afterward, I got an intense pain in my stomach. I visited the doctor and he told me that I had grass-troentiritis.
My friends were talking about what different colours grass they preferred.
I told them they were being gracist.
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn, it's impekkable.
What do you call grass that waits until the last minute to grow?
A Prograsstinator
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
Having a dirt yard instead of grass is a bold move...
But having a giant rock is boulder.