My father decided to mow the lawn today. As he mowed, all the grass blade.
The other day a tree asked for my help with kindling a grass route movement.
I said I wood because it's got a lot growing for it.
The Azteca Stadium in Mexico has been so neglectfully maintained that there are foot-long grasses on the pitch. Now we call it the Grass-teca Stadium.
What do you call it when a panda eats all of your tall grass?
Bamboozled!
How does Santa look after the grass on his three gardens? Ho, ho ho.
During our journey through the savanna grasslands, we kept track of time with the help of an hour-grass.
Why do cows eat grass?
I mean, someone has to moo the lawn.
What do you call police obsessed with keeping good grass?
Lawn-Forcement
When the drivers ran out of fuel in the grassland, they refueled their tanks with grass-oline!
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
No matter how much she trimmed the particular strand of grass, the unruly grass kept on growing- what a grass-cal!
During the flood, most of our garden was underwater. I felt especially bad for the grass - it must have been grass-ping for air.
What do you call the people that you eat grass and produce milk alongside?
Cow-workers!
I'd cut the grass but it's against the lawn.
I'm like a cow in tall grass,
I'm utterly tickled to be here.
Why is a field of grass always older than you?
Because it's pasture age
Last week, I met someone who specialized in the studies of shrubs and grasses. He called himself Neil De-grass-y Tyson!
Got a cow helping me cut the grass. He's a lawn mooer.
The feds were on a global hunt for a cow who was known to hide behind foliage. They finally located her in Moss-cow.
The police officer went to the crime scene and he saw that there had been a murder in the dense grasslands. Guess, we could call it a grass-assination.
Many years ago, my grandfather used to cut the grass- but, he's been gone for a lawn time.
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