What do you call the people that you eat grass and produce milk alongside?
Cow-workers!
What do you call police obsessed with keeping good grass?
Lawn-Forcement
Poured beer over my garden before planting the lawn. I hoped the grass would come up half cut.
I heard that burglars used grass to pick a lock and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted.
I needed to add some grass seeds to my lawn. The only thing I could find to keep the seeds out of my flower bed was some ceramic bunnies my wife had, so I used those as a barrier.
Please don't make fun of my re-seeding hare line.
Grass absorbs nutrients always by the process of grass-imilation.
During our journey through the savanna grasslands, we kept track of time with the help of an hour-grass.
Dad has a pet snake that eats the grass in his yard.
It's a lawnboa.
The clients who buy from our gardening store are grass-ured that the artificial lawn grass would not lose its color with use.
It's been a while since I heard jokes about people sitting on wet morning grass.
They're over dew.
What do you call it when a panda eats all of your tall grass?
Bamboozled!
The worst thing about living next door to a good gardener is that the grass is always greener on the other side.
Why do cows eat grass?
I mean, someone has to moo the lawn.
During the flood, most of our garden was underwater. I felt especially bad for the grass - it must have been grass-ping for air.
All the grasses were bumping into each other because the grass-light wasn't working in the streets.
Having a dirt yard instead of grass is a bold move...
But having a giant rock is boulder.
The Azteca Stadium in Mexico has been so neglectfully maintained that there are foot-long grasses on the pitch. Now we call it the Grass-teca Stadium.
What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?
I guess we'll just have to make dew.
I'm like a cow in tall grass,
I'm utterly tickled to be here.
No matter how much she trimmed the particular strand of grass, the unruly grass kept on growing- what a grass-cal!
My friends were talking about what different colours grass they preferred.
I told them they were being gracist.
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