During the flood, most of our garden was underwater. I felt especially bad for the grass - it must have been grass-ping for air.
I heard that burglars used grass to pick a lock and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted.
My cat just cut the grass.
She's a lawn meower.
In my village, there is a farmer who takes his cows to refill their food at the grass station.
The worst thing about living next door to a good gardener is that the grass is always greener on the other side.
Got a cow helping me cut the grass. He's a lawn mooer.
No matter how much she trimmed the particular strand of grass, the unruly grass kept on growing- what a grass-cal!
My friends were talking about what different colours grass they preferred.
I told them they were being gracist.
What do you call police obsessed with keeping good grass?
Lawn-Forcement
It's been a while since I heard jokes about people sitting on wet morning grass.
They're over dew.
"Someone's stolen the grass from my garden," said the man looking forlorn.
The shrubs were gearing up for a fight with the grass, but they never saw the blades come in.
The other day a tree asked for my help with kindling a grass route movement.
I said I wood because it's got a lot growing for it.
Having a dirt yard instead of grass is a bold move...
But having a giant rock is boulder.
My family wanted me to cut the grass, but I couldn't get myself mow-tivated.
The police officer went to the crime scene and he saw that there had been a murder in the dense grasslands. Guess, we could call it a grass-assination.
The feds were on a global hunt for a cow who was known to hide behind foliage. They finally located her in Moss-cow.
Many years ago, my grandfather used to cut the grass- but, he's been gone for a lawn time.
How does Santa look after the grass on his three gardens? Ho, ho ho.
My father decided to mow the lawn today. As he mowed, all the grass blade.
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn, it's impekkable.
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