All the grasses were bumping into each other because the grass-light wasn't working in the streets.
It's been a while since I heard jokes about people sitting on wet morning grass.
They're over dew.
My grandpa used to cut the grass before he died
but he has been lawn gone.
During our journey through the savanna grasslands, we kept track of time with the help of an hour-grass.
In my village, there is a farmer who takes his cows to refill their food at the grass station.
What do you call grass that waits until the last minute to grow?
A Prograsstinator
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
When the drivers ran out of fuel in the grassland, they refueled their tanks with grass-oline!
I was thinking of making an investment on a new farming venture that feeds marijuana to cows instead of grass.
The steaks will be too high for sure.
The police officer went to the crime scene and he saw that there had been a murder in the dense grasslands. Guess, we could call it a grass-assination.
Why do cows eat grass?
I mean, someone has to moo the lawn.
Many years ago, my grandfather used to cut the grass- but, he's been gone for a lawn time.
I went to a restaurant and had a salad. Afterward, I got an intense pain in my stomach. I visited the doctor and he told me that I had grass-troentiritis.
During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
What do you call the people that you eat grass and produce milk alongside?
Cow-workers!
During the flood, most of our garden was underwater. I felt especially bad for the grass - it must have been grass-ping for air.
Grass absorbs nutrients always by the process of grass-imilation.
A friend of mine is his team's best footballer on paper. Unfortunately, they play most of their games on grass.
"Someone's stolen the grass from my garden," said the man looking forlorn.
I'm like a cow in tall grass,
I'm utterly tickled to be here.
Crabgrass in my lawn is always fighting to prevent good grass seed from rooting...
Guess you could say I'm caught in the middle of a turf war