I heard that burglars used grass to pick a lock and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted.
I'm like a cow in tall grass,
I'm utterly tickled to be here.
My father decided to mow the lawn today. As he mowed, all the grass blade.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
Why is a field of grass always older than you?
Because it's pasture age
Dad has a pet snake that eats the grass in his yard.
It's a lawnboa.
Having a dirt yard instead of grass is a bold move...
But having a giant rock is boulder.
During a family discussion, my father said that grass is not greener than other plants. No one should make a biased grass-umption like that.
How does Santa look after the grass on his three gardens? Ho, ho ho.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
In my village, there is a farmer who takes his cows to refill their food at the grass station.
My grandpa used to cut the grass before he died
but he has been lawn gone.
I'd cut the grass but it's against the lawn.
The Azteca Stadium in Mexico has been so neglectfully maintained that there are foot-long grasses on the pitch. Now we call it the Grass-teca Stadium.
A friend of mine is his team's best footballer on paper. Unfortunately, they play most of their games on grass.
No matter how much she trimmed the particular strand of grass, the unruly grass kept on growing- what a grass-cal!
I was thinking of making an investment on a new farming venture that feeds marijuana to cows instead of grass.
The steaks will be too high for sure.
A friend went in to his garden, dug a hole in the grass and filled it with water. I think he meant well.
I needed to add some grass seeds to my lawn. The only thing I could find to keep the seeds out of my flower bed was some ceramic bunnies my wife had, so I used those as a barrier.
Please don't make fun of my re-seeding hare line.
Many years ago, my grandfather used to cut the grass- but, he's been gone for a lawn time.
When the drivers ran out of fuel in the grassland, they refueled their tanks with grass-oline!
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