During our journey through the savanna grasslands, we kept track of time with the help of an hour-grass.
What do you call grass that waits until the last minute to grow?
A Prograsstinator
The Azteca Stadium in Mexico has been so neglectfully maintained that there are foot-long grasses on the pitch. Now we call it the Grass-teca Stadium.
In my village, there is a farmer who takes his cows to refill their food at the grass station.
I heard that burglars used grass to pick a lock and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted.
My friends were talking about what different colours grass they preferred.
I told them they were being gracist.
I needed to add some grass seeds to my lawn. The only thing I could find to keep the seeds out of my flower bed was some ceramic bunnies my wife had, so I used those as a barrier.
Please don't make fun of my re-seeding hare line.
My family wanted me to cut the grass, but I couldn't get myself mow-tivated.
Many years ago, my grandfather used to cut the grass- but, he's been gone for a lawn time.
I was thinking of making an investment on a new farming venture that feeds marijuana to cows instead of grass.
The steaks will be too high for sure.
During a family discussion, my father said that grass is not greener than other plants. No one should make a biased grass-umption like that.
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn, it's impekkable.
I used to make loads of money clearing leaves from lawns. I was raking it in.
Dad has a pet snake that eats the grass in his yard.
It's a lawnboa.
My grandpa used to cut the grass before he died
but he has been lawn gone.
My father decided to mow the lawn today. As he mowed, all the grass blade.
Having a dirt yard instead of grass is a bold move...
But having a giant rock is boulder.
My cat just cut the grass.
She's a lawn meower.
Why do cows eat grass?
I mean, someone has to moo the lawn.
What do you call the people that you eat grass and produce milk alongside?
Cow-workers!
The shrubs were gearing up for a fight with the grass, but they never saw the blades come in.
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