What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.