A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.