Watson: Holmes, What kind of rock is this?
Holmes: Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
What did the geologist say when his doctor asked him if he was ready for his colonic? No FRACKING way!
What did the geologist say when his doctor said he needed a colon exam?
No fracking way!
Where do geologists like to relax? In a rocking chair Why are geologists good at stand up comedy? They know really dirty jokes.
Why was the geologist always depressed?
He had a hard rock life.
Why shouldn't you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.
Why did the geologist go on a date to the quarry?
He wanted to be a little boulder.
Wanna hear the mountain joke?
nah you won't get over it
Dwayne Johnson is studying his family history
Is that Genealogy or Geology?
Did you hear the one about the geologist? He took his wife for granite so she left him.
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.
According to a geologist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
Did you hear about the geologist who went to jail?
He was charged with basalt and battery.
Did you know that geologists are athletic? Yeah, I read it in Quartz illustrated.
What's black, white, purple, yellow and blue? Sugilite, opal, and sardonyx fighting over a gumball.
Did you hear about the geologist who got divorced?
He was taking his wife for granite, so she left him.
Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the quarry? He wanted to get a little boulder. How did the geology student drown? His grades were below C-level
What happens when you look up geology jokes? You know you've hit rock bottom!
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