Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the quarry? He wanted to get a little boulder. How did the geology student drown? His grades were below C-level
What do you do with a dead geologists?
Barium
What element is derived from a Norse god? Thorium.
Why shouldn't you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.
How did the geology student drown?
His grades were below C-level.
Why do Geologists go to Lollapalooza? To get their "Rock" On.
Dwayne Johnson is studying his family history
Is that Genealogy or Geology?
Did you hear the one about the geologist? He took his wife for granite so she left him.
What is the difference between a geologist and a chemist? A chemist will drink anything that is distilled. A geologist will drink anything that is fermented.
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.
Wanna hear the mountain joke?
nah you won't get over it
Why wasn't the geologist hungry? He lost his apatite.
Why was the geologist always depressed?
He had a hard rock life.
What do you do with dead geologists?
You barium.
What's black, white, purple, yellow and blue? Sugilite, opal, and sardonyx fighting over a gumball.
What did the geologist say when his doctor asked him if he was ready for his colonic? No FRACKING way!
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium? He just couldn't put it down.
What do you call a periodic table with gold missing? "Au revoir"
Why are geologists no fun at parties?
They like to be stone-cold sober.
What did Darth Vader tell the geologist?
May the quartz be with you!
Why did the geologist go on a date to the quarry?
He wanted to be a little boulder.
What did the geologist say when his doctor said he needed a colon exam?
No fracking way!
What did the Psychologist tell the geologist? "Every decline is a great Break Through"
What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
Coca-Cola Clastic
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I Lava You!
Why was the Geologist expelled from Reform School? He was a dirty layer!
Why shouldn't you lend a geologist money? They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Why are geologists never hungry?
They lost their apatite.
Mountains aren't funny....? They're hilarious.
What do geologists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time?
You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
Who is a geologist’s favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What happens when someone throws a rock at you? Rock bottom hits you.
Did you hear about the geologist who got divorced?
He was taking his wife for granite, so she left him.
Why are geologists good at stand up comedy?
They know really “dirty” jokes.
How do geologists like to relax? In rocking chairs, of course!
Why are geologists so good in school?
They take nothing for granite.
Where do geologists like to relax? In a rocking chair Why are geologists good at stand up comedy? They know really dirty jokes.
Why shouldn’t you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.
Did you hear about the geologist who went to jail?
He was charged with basalt and battery.
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
Watson: Holmes, What kind of rock is this?
Holmes: Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap? Because it was on shale.
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
According to a geologist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
Did you know that geologists are athletic? Yeah, I read it in Quartz illustrated.
What happens when you look up geology jokes? You know you've hit rock bottom!
Why do Earth Science professors like to teach about ammonia?
Because it's basic material.