What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time?
You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
Did you hear about the geologist who got divorced?
He was taking his wife for granite, so she left him.
What did the geologist say when his doctor said he needed a colon exam?
No fracking way!
Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the quarry? He wanted to get a little boulder. How did the geology student drown? His grades were below C-level
What is the difference between a geologist and a chemist? A chemist will drink anything that is distilled. A geologist will drink anything that is fermented.
Mountains aren't funny....? They're hilarious.
Why are geologists never hungry?
They lost their apatite.
Why did the geologist go on a date to the quarry?
He wanted to be a little boulder.
Where do geologists like to relax? In a rocking chair Why are geologists good at stand up comedy? They know really dirty jokes.
Watson: Holmes, What kind of rock is this?
Holmes: Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
Why do Geologists go to Lollapalooza? To get their "Rock" On.
What happens when someone throws a rock at you? Rock bottom hits you.
What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
Coca-Cola Clastic
What do you call a periodic table with gold missing? "Au revoir"
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium? He just couldn't put it down.
Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap? Because it was on shale.
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.
Why was the Geologist expelled from Reform School? He was a dirty layer!
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