Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
What do you do with a dead geologists?
Barium
Why are geologists so good in school?
They take nothing for granite.
What happens when you look up geology jokes? You know you've hit rock bottom!
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time?
You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
Why shouldn't you lend a geologist money? They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Why are geologists good at stand up comedy?
They know really “dirty” jokes.
How do geologists like to relax? In rocking chairs, of course!
According to a geologist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
What happens when someone throws a rock at you? Rock bottom hits you.
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
What did the geologist say when his doctor said he needed a colon exam?
No fracking way!
How did the geology student drown?
His grades were below C-level.
Why did the geologist go on a date to the quarry?
He wanted to be a little boulder.
What do geologists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
Coca-Cola Clastic
Where do geologists like to relax? In a rocking chair Why are geologists good at stand up comedy? They know really dirty jokes.
Did you hear about the geologist who got divorced?
He was taking his wife for granite, so she left him.
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