Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the quarry? He wanted to get a little boulder. How did the geology student drown? His grades were below C-level
Did you know that geologists are athletic? Yeah, I read it in Quartz illustrated.
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.
Why was the geologist always depressed?
He had a hard rock life.
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time?
You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
Why do Earth Science professors like to teach about ammonia?
Because it's basic material.
Why are geologists so good in school?
They take nothing for granite.
What do you do with dead geologists?
You barium.
Why are geologists never hungry?
They lost their apatite.
Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap? Because it was on shale.
Why shouldn’t you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.
What did Darth Vader tell the geologist?
May the quartz be with you!
What is the difference between a geologist and a chemist? A chemist will drink anything that is distilled. A geologist will drink anything that is fermented.
Watson: Holmes, What kind of rock is this?
Holmes: Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
Why was the Geologist expelled from Reform School? He was a dirty layer!
Who is a geologist’s favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
Coca-Cola Clastic
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