Why shouldn't you lend a geologist money? They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
What is the difference between a geologist and a chemist? A chemist will drink anything that is distilled. A geologist will drink anything that is fermented.
Mountains aren't funny....? They're hilarious.
Did you know that geologists are athletic? Yeah, I read it in Quartz illustrated.
What do you do with a dead geologists?
Barium
Why are geologists so good in school?
They take nothing for granite.
What happens when someone throws a rock at you? Rock bottom hits you.
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time?
You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
What did Darth Vader tell the geologist?
May the quartz be with you!
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium? He just couldn't put it down.
Why was the geologist always depressed?
He had a hard rock life.
Did you hear about the geologist who got divorced?
He was taking his wife for granite, so she left him.
What happens when you look up geology jokes? You know you've hit rock bottom!
Where do geologists like to relax? In a rocking chair Why are geologists good at stand up comedy? They know really dirty jokes.
What do you call a periodic table with gold missing? "Au revoir"
What's black, white, purple, yellow and blue? Sugilite, opal, and sardonyx fighting over a gumball.
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
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