What element is derived from a Norse god? Thorium.
What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
Coca-Cola Clastic
How did the geology student drown?
His grades were below C-level.
How do geologists like to relax? In rocking chairs, of course!
What did the geologist say when his doctor asked him if he was ready for his colonic? No FRACKING way!
Why are geologists good at stand up comedy?
They know really “dirty” jokes.
Why do Earth Science professors like to teach about ammonia?
Because it's basic material.
Mountains aren't funny....? They're hilarious.
Why shouldn't you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium? He just couldn't put it down.
Why was the geologist always depressed?
He had a hard rock life.
Did you hear about the geologist who got divorced?
He was taking his wife for granite, so she left him.
What do you do with dead geologists?
You barium.
What did Darth Vader tell the geologist?
May the quartz be with you!
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I Lava You!
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time?
You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
Why are geologists never hungry?
They lost their apatite.
Why wasn't the geologist hungry? He lost his apatite.
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