According to a geologist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
What happens when you look up geology jokes? You know you've hit rock bottom!
Who is a geologist’s favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What did Darth Vader tell the geologist?
May the quartz be with you!
How do geologists like to relax? In rocking chairs, of course!
Did you hear the one about the geologist? He took his wife for granite so she left him.
Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap? Because it was on shale.
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.
Why shouldn't you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.
What did the geologist say when his doctor asked him if he was ready for his colonic? No FRACKING way!
Mountains aren't funny....? They're hilarious.
Watson: Holmes, What kind of rock is this?
Holmes: Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
What element is derived from a Norse god? Thorium.
Did you hear about the geologist who got divorced?
He was taking his wife for granite, so she left him.
What did the Psychologist tell the geologist? "Every decline is a great Break Through"
What's black, white, purple, yellow and blue? Sugilite, opal, and sardonyx fighting over a gumball.
What happens when someone throws a rock at you? Rock bottom hits you.
Why shouldn’t you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.
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