Why shouldn't you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.
What did Darth Vader tell the geologist?
May the quartz be with you!
What is the difference between a geologist and a chemist? A chemist will drink anything that is distilled. A geologist will drink anything that is fermented.
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium? He just couldn't put it down.
What do you call a periodic table with gold missing? "Au revoir"
What did the Psychologist tell the geologist? "Every decline is a great Break Through"
What element is derived from a Norse god? Thorium.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I Lava You!
Did you know that geologists are athletic? Yeah, I read it in Quartz illustrated.
Why shouldn’t you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.
What's black, white, purple, yellow and blue? Sugilite, opal, and sardonyx fighting over a gumball.
Did you hear about the geologist who went to jail?
He was charged with basalt and battery.
How do geologists like to relax? In rocking chairs, of course!
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time?
You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
Why do Geologists go to Lollapalooza? To get their "Rock" On.
Why are geologists so good in school?
They take nothing for granite.
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
According to a geologist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
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