Why are geologists never hungry?
They lost their apatite.
Why are geologists no fun at parties?
They like to be stone-cold sober.
Why are geologists good at stand up comedy?
They know really “dirty” jokes.
What did Darth Vader tell the geologist?
May the quartz be with you!
Mountains aren't funny....? They're hilarious.
Dwayne Johnson is studying his family history
Is that Genealogy or Geology?
What's black, white, purple, yellow and blue? Sugilite, opal, and sardonyx fighting over a gumball.
Why shouldn't you lend a geologist money? They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.
Did you hear the one about the geologist? He took his wife for granite so she left him.
Why do Earth Science professors like to teach about ammonia?
Because it's basic material.
Watson: Holmes, What kind of rock is this?
Holmes: Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
According to a geologist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
What do you do with dead geologists?
You barium.
How do geologists like to relax? In rocking chairs, of course!
What happens when you look up geology jokes? You know you've hit rock bottom!
How did the geology student drown?
His grades were below C-level.
Why was the Geologist expelled from Reform School? He was a dirty layer!