Why was the geologist always depressed?
He had a hard rock life.
Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap? Because it was on shale.
Wanna hear the mountain joke?
nah you won't get over it
What do you call a periodic table with gold missing? "Au revoir"
What do geologists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
What is the difference between a geologist and a chemist? A chemist will drink anything that is distilled. A geologist will drink anything that is fermented.
Why do Earth Science professors like to teach about ammonia?
Because it's basic material.
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Why are geologists never hungry?
They lost their apatite.
Why was the Geologist expelled from Reform School? He was a dirty layer!
What do you do with dead geologists?
You barium.
What happens when someone throws a rock at you? Rock bottom hits you.
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium? He just couldn't put it down.
What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
Coca-Cola Clastic
Why shouldn't you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.
What's black, white, purple, yellow and blue? Sugilite, opal, and sardonyx fighting over a gumball.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I Lava You!
How did the geology student drown?
His grades were below C-level.
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