Why did the geologist go on a date to the quarry?
He wanted to be a little boulder.
Why wasn't the geologist hungry? He lost his apatite.
What did Darth Vader tell the geologist?
May the quartz be with you!
Why are geologists no fun at parties?
They like to be stone-cold sober.
Who is a geologist’s favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What element is derived from a Norse god? Thorium.
Did you hear about the geologist who got divorced?
He was taking his wife for granite, so she left him.
Why shouldn't you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.
Watson: Holmes, What kind of rock is this?
Holmes: Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium? He just couldn't put it down.
Why do Geologists go to Lollapalooza? To get their "Rock" On.
Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the quarry? He wanted to get a little boulder. How did the geology student drown? His grades were below C-level
Why was the Geologist expelled from Reform School? He was a dirty layer!
Did you hear the one about the geologist? He took his wife for granite so she left him.
What do you do with dead geologists?
You barium.
What is the difference between a geologist and a chemist? A chemist will drink anything that is distilled. A geologist will drink anything that is fermented.
What did the geologist say when his doctor said he needed a colon exam?
No fracking way!
Did you hear about the geologist who went to jail?
He was charged with basalt and battery.
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