Watson: Holmes, What kind of rock is this?
Holmes: Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
Dwayne Johnson is studying his family history
Is that Genealogy or Geology?
What did Darth Vader tell the geologist?
May the quartz be with you!
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I Lava You!
What do you call a periodic table with gold missing? "Au revoir"
What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
Coca-Cola Clastic
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time?
You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
Why was the geologist always depressed?
He had a hard rock life.
What is the difference between a geologist and a chemist? A chemist will drink anything that is distilled. A geologist will drink anything that is fermented.
What did the Psychologist tell the geologist? "Every decline is a great Break Through"
What do geologists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
Did you know that geologists are athletic? Yeah, I read it in Quartz illustrated.
Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the quarry? He wanted to get a little boulder. How did the geology student drown? His grades were below C-level
Where do geologists like to relax? In a rocking chair Why are geologists good at stand up comedy? They know really dirty jokes.
Why are geologists no fun at parties?
They like to be stone-cold sober.
Why are geologists never hungry?
They lost their apatite.
Why wasn't the geologist hungry? He lost his apatite.
Did you hear about the geologist who went to jail?
He was charged with basalt and battery.
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