What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I Lava You!
Why do Geologists go to Lollapalooza? To get their "Rock" On.
What did the Psychologist tell the geologist? "Every decline is a great Break Through"
Where do geologists like to relax? In a rocking chair Why are geologists good at stand up comedy? They know really dirty jokes.
Why are geologists no fun at parties?
They like to be stone-cold sober.
How did the geology student drown?
His grades were below C-level.
What happens when someone throws a rock at you? Rock bottom hits you.
What do geologists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Why do Earth Science professors like to teach about ammonia?
Because it's basic material.
Why shouldn’t you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time?
You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
Who is a geologist’s favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
Did you know that geologists are athletic? Yeah, I read it in Quartz illustrated.
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium? He just couldn't put it down.
Did you hear about the geologist who went to jail?
He was charged with basalt and battery.
Why shouldn't you lend a geologist money? They consider a million years ago to be Recent.