Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap? Because it was on shale.
Why do Geologists go to Lollapalooza? To get their "Rock" On.
Why was the Geologist expelled from Reform School? He was a dirty layer!
What element is derived from a Norse god? Thorium.
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
What did the geologist say when his doctor asked him if he was ready for his colonic? No FRACKING way!
Why do Earth Science professors like to teach about ammonia?
Because it's basic material.
Dwayne Johnson is studying his family history
Is that Genealogy or Geology?
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium? He just couldn't put it down.
Where do geologists like to relax? In a rocking chair Why are geologists good at stand up comedy? They know really dirty jokes.
What did Darth Vader tell the geologist?
May the quartz be with you!
What did the Psychologist tell the geologist? "Every decline is a great Break Through"
What's black, white, purple, yellow and blue? Sugilite, opal, and sardonyx fighting over a gumball.
Why are geologists good at stand up comedy?
They know really “dirty” jokes.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I Lava You!
Mountains aren't funny....? They're hilarious.
Why are geologists no fun at parties?
They like to be stone-cold sober.
What happens when you look up geology jokes? You know you've hit rock bottom!
Why wasn't the geologist hungry? He lost his apatite.
Wanna hear the mountain joke?
nah you won't get over it
Did you hear about the geologist who went to jail?
He was charged with basalt and battery.
What did the geologist say when his doctor said he needed a colon exam?
No fracking way!
Why shouldn't you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.
What do you do with dead geologists?
You barium.
Why are geologists so good in school?
They take nothing for granite.
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
What is the difference between a geologist and a chemist? A chemist will drink anything that is distilled. A geologist will drink anything that is fermented.
Why was the geologist always depressed?
He had a hard rock life.
Why are geologists never hungry?
They lost their apatite.
How did the geology student drown?
His grades were below C-level.
What happens when someone throws a rock at you? Rock bottom hits you.
Why did the geologist go on a date to the quarry?
He wanted to be a little boulder.
Why shouldn't you lend a geologist money? They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Watson: Holmes, What kind of rock is this?
Holmes: Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time?
You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
Did you know that geologists are athletic? Yeah, I read it in Quartz illustrated.
How do geologists like to relax? In rocking chairs, of course!
According to a geologist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
Did you hear about the geologist who got divorced?
He was taking his wife for granite, so she left him.
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.
Why shouldn’t you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.
What do geologists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
Did you hear the one about the geologist? He took his wife for granite so she left him.
What do you call a periodic table with gold missing? "Au revoir"
What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
Coca-Cola Clastic
Who is a geologist’s favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What do you do with a dead geologists?
Barium
Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the quarry? He wanted to get a little boulder. How did the geology student drown? His grades were below C-level
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