Why are geologists good at stand up comedy?
They know really “dirty” jokes.
What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
Coca-Cola Clastic
Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the quarry? He wanted to get a little boulder. How did the geology student drown? His grades were below C-level
What did Darth Vader tell the geologist?
May the quartz be with you!
Why do Geologists go to Lollapalooza? To get their "Rock" On.
Why are geologists no fun at parties?
They like to be stone-cold sober.
What do you do with a dead geologists?
Barium
What happens when you look up geology jokes? You know you've hit rock bottom!
Why shouldn't you lend a geologist money? They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
What did the geologist say when his doctor said he needed a colon exam?
No fracking way!
Why do Earth Science professors like to teach about ammonia?
Because it's basic material.
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
How did the geology student drown?
His grades were below C-level.
Why shouldn't you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.
Who is a geologist’s favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
Why did the geologist go on a date to the quarry?
He wanted to be a little boulder.
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time?
You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
How do geologists like to relax? In rocking chairs, of course!
What did the Psychologist tell the geologist? "Every decline is a great Break Through"
Wanna hear the mountain joke?
nah you won't get over it
What happens when someone throws a rock at you? Rock bottom hits you.
What is the difference between a geologist and a chemist? A chemist will drink anything that is distilled. A geologist will drink anything that is fermented.
What do you do with dead geologists?
You barium.
What's black, white, purple, yellow and blue? Sugilite, opal, and sardonyx fighting over a gumball.
Why was the Geologist expelled from Reform School? He was a dirty layer!
What did the geologist say when his doctor asked him if he was ready for his colonic? No FRACKING way!
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I Lava You!
Dwayne Johnson is studying his family history
Is that Genealogy or Geology?
What do geologists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
Where do geologists like to relax? In a rocking chair Why are geologists good at stand up comedy? They know really dirty jokes.
Did you hear about the geologist who went to jail?
He was charged with basalt and battery.
Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap? Because it was on shale.
Did you know that geologists are athletic? Yeah, I read it in Quartz illustrated.
Why was the geologist always depressed?
He had a hard rock life.
Why are geologists never hungry?
They lost their apatite.
What element is derived from a Norse god? Thorium.
Did you hear about the geologist who got divorced?
He was taking his wife for granite, so she left him.
According to a geologist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
Watson: Holmes, What kind of rock is this?
Holmes: Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
What do you call a periodic table with gold missing? "Au revoir"
Why shouldn’t you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Why wasn't the geologist hungry? He lost his apatite.
Why are geologists so good in school?
They take nothing for granite.
Did you hear the one about the geologist? He took his wife for granite so she left him.
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium? He just couldn't put it down.
Mountains aren't funny....? They're hilarious.
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