What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
Why was Frankenstein’s monster always being arrested?
He was so easy to charge.
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It’s a new pill consisting of 50 percent glue and 50 percent aspirin.
Igor: But what is it for?
Dr. Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!
Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.