How did the charger get rich?
He made a killing in the shock market.
What do you call a kangaroo who watches too much TV?
A pouch potato.
My friend keeps the toaster on the lowest setting
I suspect he's got black toast intolerance
Why was the broken air conditioner already sad?
Because it couldn’t vent it’s problems.
I keep scores of my favorite iceboxes.
They're my refrigeRATINGS.
I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static!
My wife and I had a huge argument as to whose turn it was to do laundry.
Eventually, I folded.
If you hit your head on a coffeemaker
Would it leave a brews?
A good air conditioner is worth its weight in cold.
Why can’t dishwashers do parallel dancing?
They’re never in sink.
At what point will you love to change your bulbs the most?
When sparks fly.
I stole some kitchen appliances from my mate...
It was dangerous but worth the whisk.
I couldn't resist this flirty TV remote...
It was an instant turn on.
I put some bread in the toaster this morning, but it never popped up again
I think it might be comatoast.
I got tricked into buying a cooling fan that didn't work...
It was an air con.
I asked my son to stop leaving the freezer door open.
I told him, “This is why we can’t have ice things.”
I hate being married to a microwave
Every time I give her my two cents she blows up
How can you tell the camera was afraid of the toaster?
Everytime he looked at it, it made him shutter.
What did the sad lamp say when plugged in?
"I finally feel better now that I’ve got an emotional outlet."
Last night me and the wife watched three DVDs back to back.
Luckily I was the one facing the TV
How many software engineers do you need to change a light bulb?
None – it’s a hardware problem.
Who's the most popular kitchen appliance?
The freezer, he's really cool
It's almost impossible to tell someone if a vacuum works or not.
Either it sucks or it sucks.
Why is wind power popular? Because it has a lot of fans!”
What did the black pepper say to his wife after coming out of the grinder?
"Don't worry. I'm fine."
What do you call an ironing board that makes your clothes more wrinkly?
An irony board.
What TV show did the astronaut appear in?
Dancing with the stars.
Oh laundry, sometimes I feel like our first president...
Because I am washing-a-ton.
What is an electrician’s favorite flavor of ice cream? Shock-a-lot.”
A dangerous surge of electricity walks into a bar. The barman says, why the long phase?”
I noticed a wasp in my laundry as I was dropping it in the washer. I decided the best action was to close the lid and start the machine anyway.
Now it's a washp.
What is an outlet’s favorite song?
I’ve Got The Power.
What happens when you put your hand in a blender?
You get a hand shake.
I like to sleep with the bedside lamp on, even though my wife says it's weird.
I don't see how, I think it makes a great hat.
How long do you microwave fish?
Tuna half minutes!
My wife said she'll leave me if I don't stop the laundry punsץ
So from today I'm detergent to be better.
What powers an electric kettle?
Electrici-tea.
The government is planning to ban articles about ironing appliances in the newspaper.
The freedom of press is no more.
What did the dough say after half an hour in the oven?
I’m bready.
My mum asked me to watch the stove while she went to the bathroom. She was so angry when she got back...
Things really boiled over
How did the small oven greet the large oven?
He Microwaved.
Got my new blender yesterday but I can't tell if I like or not though...
It keeps giving me mixed results.
As a refrigerator technician, after a hard day on the job, I like to relax...
And chill out.
Did you hear about the abusive flashlight? It was charged with battery.
I was holding a bottle of laundry detergent when all of a sudden it exploded, completely drenching my hands.
Oh well. I guess my hands are Tide.
What did Communists use to light their houses before candles? Electricity.
What do you call a fake pastry?
A prop tart!
Why did the light bulb fail his math quiz? He wasn’t too bright.”
Where do light bulbs go shopping? The outlet stores.”
What’s the best tool to install an electrical plug with?
A socket wrench.
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