What is a jedi electrician’s favorite tool?
His lightsaber.
Why was the broken refrigerator angry?
Because he couldn’t keep his cool.
How did the electrician pay for his new phone?
He charged it.
Apparently adding a fireplace to your home is the hot new trend...
...and chimney installations are through the roof!
I can't decide whether to grill chicken breasts or chicken thighs...
I guess I'll just wing it
What do you call a fake pastry?
A prop tart!
Just burned 2,000 calories.
That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
What did the light bulb say to the generator? ‘I really get a charge out of you!”
Even the most intelligent people can’t survive a day without electricity, like Stephen Hawking.
I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static!”
Is your refrigerator running? I was hoping to vote for it.
Why was the teapot sitting in the corner?
It was having a pour attitude.
What did the sad lamp say when plugged in?
"I finally feel better now that I’ve got an emotional outlet."
A policeman was busted for collecting bribes and hiding the money in his freezer....
When the authorities searched his freezer, they found nothing but cold hard cash
What is a light bulb’s favorite kind of news?
Current events.
I stopped ironing my clothes.
I have less pressing concerns.
My friend bought a new house, and invited everyone to a party.
My dad asks, "How was the house warming?" And I said, "With the furnace, I suppose."
What football team do energy providers root for the most?
The Chargers.
What is the energy provider’s favorite dance? The electric slide.”
As a refrigerator technician, after a hard day on the job, I like to relax...
And chill out.
My dad used to crack jokes standing above our fireplace.
Now he's passed the mantle on to me.
When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you make the vacuum cleaner.
My wife left a note on the fridge, saying, "This isn't working. Goodbye."
I opened it and it works fine.
What do you call a slice of bread you put in the toaster?
A tanning bread.
We ran out of laundry detergent today and had to open up a new one.
It was a changing of the Tide.
Refrigerators look kinda boring.
But actually they're pretty cool
I can't find my humidifier anymore...
I have reported it misting.
Don't ever change a light bulb while the oven is on
You'll get burned out
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