Why did the monk meditate with a light bulb? He hoped it would help him to reach enlightenment.”
How many museum curators does it take to change a light bulb?
6. 1 changes it and the other 5 preserve, display, and celebrate the old model.
What's a freezer's favorite time period?
The ice age!
There's a programme about the history of perfume on TV tonight.
It's on at 8pm on Chanel Number 5!
What is a Jedi electrician’s favorite tool? His lightsaber”
My fridge stopped working...
Its not cool.
I sold my cleaning equipment.
It was just collecting dust.
What is an electrician’s favorite flavor of ice cream? Shock-a-lot.”
How many birds does it take to change a light bulb?
Normally three, but Toucan.
What football team do energy providers root for the most?
The Chargers.
A dangerous surge of electricity walks into a bar. The barman says, why the long phase?”
Why are refrigerator shelves hipsters?
They were there before it was cool.
I got tricked into buying a cooling fan that didn't work...
It was an air con.
I'm thinking about writing a book about lamps. I think its a bright idea
Why did the man eat the light bulb? He was hoping it would give him a bright idea.”
"Is your dishwasher running?"
"Seeing as it doesn't have feet, it does not"
I bring my TV remote into every sports bar I go to so I can change the channel to whatever I want.
It’s a real game changer
My son asked me if I ate the leftovers he was saving in the refrigerator.
I told him "of course not - I ate them in the living room"
My new toaster oven is a huge improvement for making lunch.
I used to eat unappetizing sandwiches but I quit cold turkey.
What is a plug’s favorite chant at a sporting event?
CHARGE!!
I can’t afford to pay for electricity anymore; these are some dark times.
What do you call laundry detergent on the top shelf?
High tide.
Got into my car and realized my wife had shut off all the A/C vents.
Definitely not cool.
Why did the electrical cords break up?
There was no spark between them.
My Co-Worker came in today exhausted from staying up all night watching Television comedies...
She Satired.
I caught my friend harassing some electricity. I told him it was an abuse of power.”
A burglar stole all my lamps.
I should be upset, but I’m delighted
A friend of mine once found a hundred dollar bill in his pocket after doing laundry...
I became too afraid he might have gotten himself into the money laundering business.
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