When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you make the vacuum cleaner.
What do power strips always say at their high school reunions?
I haven’t seen you in light years.
I bring my TV remote into every sports bar I go to so I can change the channel to whatever I want.
It’s a real game changer
They call the first episode of a TV show a "Pilot", because anyone can fly a plane for a couple seconds....
But you have to prove your jokes can land.
Who's the most popular kitchen appliance?
The freezer, he's really cool
Always knock on the fridge before opening.
Just in case there is a salad dressing
Whoever named it a television ...
Should've called it a watching machine.
What do you call a slice of bread you put in the toaster?
A tanning bread.
What is a Jedi electrician’s favorite tool? His lightsaber”
Where do light bulbs go shopping?
The outlet stores.
My wife said she'll leave me if I don't stop the laundry punsץ
So from today I'm detergent to be better.
Why are refrigerator shelves hipsters?
They were there before it was cool.
As a refrigerator technician, after a hard day on the job, I like to relax...
And chill out.
My wife asked me why I was ironing my 4 leaf clover.
I told her I was pressing my luck
I was opening up all the vents in our house. My wife didn't understand why.
"You may think that's eVENTfull. You'll undestand why I do this eVENTually"
My mum asked me to watch the stove while she went to the bathroom. She was so angry when she got back...
Things really boiled over
What do mushrooms watch on TV?
Spores.
Where do electricians get their supplies? The Ohm Depot.
I went to shop for a toaster. The sailsman showed me all the fancy features.
I said "wow, that's cool!"
And he replied, "Sorry ma'am,it can only warm"
What would a barefoot man get if he stepped on an electric fence? A pair of shocks.”
I just built a car out of a washing machine.
I’ll be taking it for a spin later.
At what point will you love to change your bulbs the most?
When sparks fly.
You’re a unit of electrical energy, Harry.” I’m a watt?”
After buying grocers, I sat on the San Francisco pier and pondered life. My laundry detergent tipped over...
Now I’m sittin on the dock of a bay, watching my Tide roll away.
Had to replace all the bulbs in the side table lamps. Then I had to replace the ones in my ceiling fan.
That was the highlight of my day.
Why was the broken refrigerator angry?
Because he couldn’t keep his cool.
I hate being married to a microwave
Every time I give her my two cents she blows up
What do you call a light bulb at midnight?
A Night Light.
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