What do you call a light bulb at midnight?
A Night Light.
Whoever named it a television ...
Should've called it a watching machine.
What happens when you put your hand in a blender?
You get a hand shake.
What would you call a power failure? A current event.
My wife said to me that the spark between us had gone. So, I tasered her, and I’ll ask her again when she wakes up.”
A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, Get out! We don’t serve your kind here.
What's the opposite of a microwave?
A Tsunami.
I think my heater is sick.
It's hot.
What do you call an ironing board that makes your clothes more wrinkly?
An irony board.
Even the heaviest chandelier is pretty light.
I once knew a priest that only ate microwave soup.
He was a Ramen Catholic.
Phil told me about what lights up a light bulb.
But I didn’t know what Phil-a-meant.
It's almost impossible to tell someone if a vacuum works or not.
Either it sucks or it sucks.
What is an electrician’s favorite flavor of ice cream? Shock-a-lot.”
I hid the control for the TV
I’m not even remotely sorry.
At what point will you love to change your bulbs the most?
When sparks fly.
Went to buy a new microwave. Salesperson asks me "what volume are you looking for?"
And I say "nothign too loud"
I tried to taste the hot light bulb
But I got my tungstenned.
Where do light bulbs go shopping? The outlet stores.”
How did the charger get rich?
He made a killing in the shock market.
And the lord said unto John "come forth and you shall have eternal life"
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
What did the lamp eat?
A light snack...
I bought a secured warehouse where I keep appliances to clean pots, pans, plates, and silverware.
It's dishwasher safe!
Television is a medium,
Because anything well done is rare.
What do you call a Smart TV?
In-telly-gent.
What temperature do you set a toy oven?
Faux hundred degrees.
What is a Jedi electrician’s favorite tool? His lightsaber”
One blender turns to the one next to it and says "You're looking exceptionally good today!"
So the other replies, "You're such a smoothie talker"
What did Master Yoda say when he saw himself on the television?
HDMI
Why is wind power popular? Because it has a lot of fans!”
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