Why is wind power popular? Because it has a lot of fans!”
My TV hates the outside world.
Whenever it faces outside it just glares.
What did the light bulb say to the generator? ‘I really get a charge out of you!”
My wife left a note on the fridge, saying, "This isn't working. Goodbye."
I opened it and it works fine.
I like jokes. But jokes about air conditioners?
I'm not a fan.
Did you hear about the guy who fell into the industrial cake mixer?
He's feeling much batter now.
What is the most desirable kitchen appliance?
A hot plate.
It’s crazy that Dubai doesn’t show The Flintstones on TV...
But Abu Dhabi Do!
Got my new blender yesterday but I can't tell if I like or not though...
It keeps giving me mixed results.
How can you tell the camera was afraid of the toaster?
Everytime he looked at it, it made him shutter.
I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods.
It's more difficult to deter gents, though.
Where do light bulbs go shopping?
The outlet stores.
Why is the air conditioner repairman the life of the party?
It’s not cool until he arrives.
I like to sleep with the bedside lamp on, even though my wife says it's weird.
I don't see how, I think it makes a great hat.
How do you keep food warm in the refrigerator?
Keep it in the corner, because it is 90 degrees.
I put a humidifier and dehumidifier in the same room. What do you think will happen? That's a mist-ery.
Found out I washed some of my son's nerf darts in his laundry...
Should make for some good clean shots.
What did one chandelier say to the other?
I have friends in the high places.
Had to replace all the bulbs in the side table lamps. Then I had to replace the ones in my ceiling fan.
That was the highlight of my day.
TV repair during lockdown has been pretty easy.
It’s mostly remote work.
What is a light bulb’s favorite kind of news?
Current events.
Every time I hang out my laundry, I can't resist singing "Nine to Five" ...
Guess that's what I get for using Dolly pegs.
My friend bought a new house, and invited everyone to a party.
My dad asks, "How was the house warming?" And I said, "With the furnace, I suppose."
What TV show did the astronaut appear in?
Dancing with the stars.
Why did the electrical cords break up?
There was no spark between them.
Laundry puns?
I got loads of them.
What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?
"I'M BREADY TO DIE"
My friend called and said he was sick of his fireplace exhaust vent...
Sounds like another case of the flue.
Today I found out my toaster isn't waterproof
I was shocked.
How did the pizza escape the oven?
Through the dough!
What do you call a gorilla stuck in a ventilation shaft?
A Duct-ape.
I threw my toaster into the toilet the other day.
It was a shock to the cistern.
I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static!
What temperature do you set a toy oven?
Faux hundred degrees.
What do you get when you put a saxophonist in a freezer?
Cool jazz.
How did the electrician pay for his new phone?
He charged it.
What did the lamp say to the flickering candle?
"Do you want to go out sometime soon?"
People find laundry therapeutic...
Because it takes a load off their mind.
The sun is just a big space heater.
When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, does that make YOU a vacuum cleaner?
If you think that your phone, laptop, microwave and fridge spying on you is bad
Then you should know that your vaccum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for a while .
I bought you a refrigirator.
I can't wait to see your face light up as you open it.
How many students does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They use CFLs!
What do you call a Smart TV?
In-telly-gent.
Why are refrigerator shelves hipsters?
They were there before it was cool.
What is a plug’s favorite chant at a sporting event?
CHARGE!!
What TV shows are squeaky clean?
Soap Operas
My blender is a bit forgetfull. It keep breaking the ice with me.
A cow not being on the grill for very long is a rare occurrence.
Something is odd about my hot stove.
I just can't quite put my finger on it.
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